Category Archives: Celebrities

Madge vs Angelina Smackdown

Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading

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Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me

Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion.   I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading

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Angelina to Jen: Just Kill Yourself!

Each time I see a picture like this, I can feel Jen dying a tiny death, like an oragasm in reverse.   Even this close to death from starvation, Angelina is breathtaking. Swathed in nude chiffon, lips emitting a flourescent glare … Continue reading

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Men Love Skirts & Rachel Bilson’s Chanel

When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited. What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne. Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts:   David … Continue reading

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Who the Hell are John and Kate?

There are too many names out there, and it’s getting way too hard to keep up. Who are these John and Kate people who are now having marital problems? I saw one of them on TV last night, and she … Continue reading

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Cher: Mutton Dressed as Mutton

A reader brought up the subject of Cher, and while I’d rather ignore her, the issue of how to age gracefully is never far from my mind. Regarding Cher and her reprise of the see-through bodysuit, it was horrible and … Continue reading

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Madonna Brings It

YES. She nailed it.

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I Want to Live in a World Without Ashton Kutcher

“…the creation of Twitter… is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer.” Oh god, if he would only shut up. How does Demi stand it? “For someone like me … Continue reading

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Paris Hilton Designs for Kids

When I saw this picture today, I swear to god my first thought was “Where did Paris Hilton find that horrible midget?” I’m so embarrassed.

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Kelly Bensimon, a Gift From God

Once again, I’m the last one to find out about something that the whole world already knows.   When it comes to hating Kelly Bensimon though, better late than never! What a fucking horrible woman!   When you’re watching Kelly Bensimon, she … Continue reading

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