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Horrible Celebrity Baby Names II
While laying in my death-bed, I’ve been able to read the new Vogue magazine with a fine-tooth comb, so to speak. It’s filled with horror this month. I haven’t even begun to dissect its many insults, but a feature on … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Words
Tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Richard Speck
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Arguing About Madonna
The other day, when I saw this picture in a magazine, I asked my husband, “What do you think of Madonna’s arms?” His reply was something like “I don’t think anything about her arms.” In his defense, he was driving … Continue reading
That’s Our Amy
I was amazed that Amy WInehouse actually made it to the concert for Nelson Mandela. Just days ago at death’s door, she looked like a little Q-tip under her giant hair. Not only did she wear that crazy Blake thing … Continue reading
The Lourdes Project
I was obliged to find some photos of Madonna’s daughter Lourdes for a work project. I think Lourdes is a beautiful little girl, but at eleven years old, she is already blessed with an impressive unibrow and moustache. The moustache … Continue reading
All New Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen
I don’t plan to see either of these movies but I have thoughtfully reviewed them for you anyway! Indiana Jones 4: This is a very loud exercise in nostalgia that you might enjoy if you’re over 50 or a tween … Continue reading
I’ve Had it With Tilda Swinton
Seeing this photo of her at the Met gala, I finally reached the tipping point with Tilda Swinton. Enough with the androgyny and ugliness! You’ve made your point, whatever it is! Now it’s time to put on some make-up, grow … Continue reading
Madonna Angst
I know, you all love Madonna. You love her dance hits, you admire her for ‘reinventing’ herself, maybe even for being a survivor in the fickle world of pop music. And you think she looks GREAT for 50! God, I … Continue reading
Pirating Music is Against the Law!
But not at my house! I woke up to a wonderful gift from my Webmaster…a 2-CD recording of Prince’s performance at Coachella last week. Not only a high quality recording but a track list and everything. You know how fussy … Continue reading
Today’s Dilemma
Don’t worry, I didn’t forget about the baby with two faces. I’ve been sick in bed. I know it’s my duty to call attention to Horrible Stuff, so here are two things to think about. The baby was born in … Continue reading
A $4 Million Shoe Budget
In the Los Angeles Times this week, I read that Danielle Steele spends four to five million dollars a year on shoes for herself and her daughters. This was revealed by a longtime shoe salesman at Barneys. Fuck! This puts a … Continue reading