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The Nose Ring
“The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.” Karl Marx Many years ago, I got my nose pierced. I think I was going through a rough period, because I remember my husband barging into the tattoo parlor to finish … Continue reading
Gala Darling Wants Stuff
Some helpful readers have alerted me to the Gala Darling wish list at Amazon.com, and it has been a revelation. Here I thought those wish lists were for books you wanted to read. The list of 348 items that Gala … Continue reading
Skinny Fat Skinny Fat
This is my current favorite model at RevolveClothing. I call her Doll Girl because of her perfect doll-like face and proportions. But today, I saw this picture and did a double-take. What the hell?! Is Doll Girl photoshopped here? Who … Continue reading
Meet Monique
Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading
Uh-Oh, the Shopping Cure Backfired!
My ingenious method of self-intervention worked so well last time! But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!? Since it’s $3,105 at Opening Ceremony, it’s not gonna happen. Waaaaah! … Continue reading
Karl is Just Being Silly
Why would you buy those Chanel Yeti boots for a million dollars when you could buy these lookalikes above for just $25? Or you can easily one-up everybody with these 6 inch platform furry boots for only $75! When you’re … Continue reading
Stubborn Like Me
When Max and his friend Jonas were around 20 and living in New York, they made a bet on who could go longer with shaving only one side of his face. As you see, they committed fully to their bet. … Continue reading
Nancy Cunard
Nancy Cunard was an heiress who rejected her family’s values and spent much of her life fighting racism and fascism. “She became a muse to some of the 20th century’s most distinguished writers and artists, including Wyndham Lewis, Aldous Huxley, … Continue reading
Cockroach Shmockroach
I’m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn’t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room. The people there were SO cute and nice and really … Continue reading
Cunt of the Week™: Dr. Laura Schlessinger
If you haven’t heard this recording of Dr. Laura yelling “Nigger nigger nigger!” to a caller who asked for advice on dealing with racism, turn up your speakers. This bitch is clearly out of her fucking mind and needs to … Continue reading