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Because I’m Stupid
The only good thing about buying expensive shit is that you can sometimes recoup some of your wasted money on ebay. Look at this Kate Moss ‘Groupie Coat!’ Why did I buy it from Topshop? Because I’m stupid, that’s why. … Continue reading
A Tale of Two Parents
When I met Max’s dad, I was 16 and living in London. He was 21, the rebellious product of a repressed English upbringing. We were both hedonists, devoted to smoking dope all night and sleeping most of the day. Years … Continue reading
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Divine Intervention
If you don’t live in Los Angeles, you may not be familiar with Fred Segal, a retail establishment frequented by pop stars and wealthy anorexics. Long ago, I realized that Fred Segal is in league with Satan. But yesterday, I … Continue reading
All New Feature: Shopping For Mom
I just saw this chair at 1stdibs and couldn’t help thinking “Mom of Shoes!” So from now on, let’s consider ourselves her personal shoppers! If you see something that would fit in with Mom’s fabulous new decor, send it to … Continue reading
Keith or Anita?
Thinking about the Stones during all the Exile on Main Street mania, I realized that while most girls cite Anita Pallenberg as a Style Muse, I would choose Keith instead. Anita is gorgeous. She got at least two Stones to … Continue reading
A Cure For Shopping?
The sight of this fake fur jacket triggered my shopping addiction, big time. To make things worse, it’s called the Wolf Jacket. It seemed like destiny, if destiny were a voice in my head saying “Buy it, put it on … Continue reading
Something Different
Tonight I can truthfully say that I’m sick of everything. Or rather, the same old everything. I need something new to look at and fixate on. I can’t take any more dumb idiots, dumb whores or dumb dummies. No more … Continue reading
Date Night
Last night, the sons were both out for the evening and we had the house to ourselves. My husband turned on the Jimmy Fallon Show, which was showing clips from the forthcoming documentary about the making of Exile on Main … Continue reading
The Mommy Exchange
I am aware of a strong, over-active maternal instinct that makes me want to take care of everyone who is hurting. I want to kiss the hurt away and offer comfort. I want to solve their problems and offer unconditional … Continue reading
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Comments for Jane 5-4-2010
Sea has been in Tokyo with Mom, Mom’s handmaiden friend, and Ronnie. Above, Sea and Ronnie visit a Cat Cafe where people pay $10 to hang out with some cats. Don’t even ask. At first, Sea thought the cat thing … Continue reading