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Behold My Groupie Coat
This coat has been sealed in a big package, laying on my couch for nearly two weeks. My son’s accident brought my world to a halt, and I couldn’t bear the frivolity of opening a package. Tonight, I felt it … Continue reading
Just Kill Me, I Bought More Shoes
Godammit, I got an email update from Pixie Market and stupidly went to the website. A spell came over me, you know the one. It sounds like this in your head: buy it! no don’t! in an endless loop. My … Continue reading
A Hot Girl and Some Awful Pants
When I go to Nordstrom, it’s always an adventure. The charging and taking back alone is more gratifying that I can tell you. This time, I was dazzled by a Nordstrom employee with a fantastic hairstyle. Her name is Faith … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: Is it Genetic?
In an article she wrote about her beloved dad, Chuck Heath, Mrs. Palin wrote: “Mr. Heath is grandpa to 12 fortunate young Alaskans, having an especially unique bond with his autistic eight-year-old grandson. From the first born, Track, on down, … Continue reading
DJ AM: Another One Bites the Dust
I am still only barely aware of who DJ AM was, but I’m very sorry to hear about his death. I can’t understand why a man with 11 years of sobriety could throw it all away. Listen to him talking … Continue reading
Fashion vs Porn, Part 2
I subscribed to a fashion blog called Fashion Copious a few weeks ago, and felt increasingly creeped out by its contents. Today, upon realizing that I’ve become more familiar with Kristen McMenamy’s waxed landing strip that I am with my … Continue reading
The John Blodgett Project
Oh god, I was minding my own business (relatively) on facebook, where I have recently reconnected with an old friend. There on his profile page I was accosted by an idiotic comment from a creep I once had sex with! … Continue reading
Sold Out, Dammit
Can you believe this Pucci leather one-shouldered eagle dress is already SOLD OUT at net-a-porter ($4,900)?! No sooner did it appear, when POOF, sold out. Shit. I need to think that the person/persons who bought it are the same one/one … Continue reading
Fun With T-Shirts
Once I saw this fantastic t-shirt, I couldn’t resist fucking around. You can design ANYTHING at zazzle.com, even if you don’t really plan to buy or sell it. (I can already hear a heckler going, “Don’t you have a job???”) … Continue reading