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A Hatred Stoppage
I was excited about finding a new blog to hate, based on the recommendations of my astute readers. You all know what a hater I am. Although I don’t hate “on” people, as I’ve already made clear. Anyway, I went … Continue reading
“Dress However You Want!”
Okay, I’m 56 years old and just following Carine Roitfeld’s lead. Where’s the party? Now that I’ve done Walker Porn, I can’t compete in the Miss California contest, but that’s cool. Sometimes you just have to make your statement and … Continue reading
Why Won’t Lindsay Lohan Hit Bottom?
When I saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan taking a bow at the disastrous Ungaro show, I couldn’t help feeling sorry for her. Look at the emotions playing upon her worn-out face: “They love me!” “I’ve finally arrived!” “Now Sam … Continue reading
The Joy of Midgets
Last night I attended the annual Port of Los Angeles Lobster Festival, drawn by the promise of a KISS tribute band composed of midgets. It was a warm, humid evening, and hundreds of people wandered around happily wearing stupid red … Continue reading
Behold My Groupie Coat
This coat has been sealed in a big package, laying on my couch for nearly two weeks. My son’s accident brought my world to a halt, and I couldn’t bear the frivolity of opening a package. Tonight, I felt it … Continue reading
Just Kill Me, I Bought More Shoes
Godammit, I got an email update from Pixie Market and stupidly went to the website. A spell came over me, you know the one. It sounds like this in your head: buy it! no don’t! in an endless loop. My … Continue reading
A Hot Girl and Some Awful Pants
When I go to Nordstrom, it’s always an adventure. The charging and taking back alone is more gratifying that I can tell you. This time, I was dazzled by a Nordstrom employee with a fantastic hairstyle. Her name is Faith … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: Is it Genetic?
In an article she wrote about her beloved dad, Chuck Heath, Mrs. Palin wrote: “Mr. Heath is grandpa to 12 fortunate young Alaskans, having an especially unique bond with his autistic eight-year-old grandson. From the first born, Track, on down, … Continue reading
DJ AM: Another One Bites the Dust
I am still only barely aware of who DJ AM was, but I’m very sorry to hear about his death. I can’t understand why a man with 11 years of sobriety could throw it all away. Listen to him talking … Continue reading
Fashion vs Porn, Part 2
I subscribed to a fashion blog called Fashion Copious a few weeks ago, and felt increasingly creeped out by its contents. Today, upon realizing that I’ve become more familiar with Kristen McMenamy’s waxed landing strip that I am with my … Continue reading