Category Archives: Disorders

You Can Take the Cunt Out of Wasilla, But

Posted on July 5, 2009 by Sister Wolf

How does the rest of it go? Oh, never mind. How about this instead: In a letter to her followers, trying to clarify her reason for quitting, Mrs. Palin explained “It’s about country.” Sheeit Negro! That’s all you had to … Continue reading →

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Shoe Problems Solved

Posted on June 30, 2009 by Sister Wolf

So many lives are hanging by a thread because of shoes. I came upon yet another blogger who nearly died of a broken heart when she couldn’t get the ACNE shoes she wanted. Thank god she found another pair of … Continue reading →

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Looking Stupid at Two Price-Points

Posted on June 29, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is an awful stupid top with a horse on it, for $55 at Revolve Clothing. If you prefer spending the big bucks on something awful and stupid, Stella McCartney nails it with this knit dress, at her online shop … Continue reading →

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Be Careful What You Search For

Posted on June 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Have you ever decided to find something that you can’t find? When this condition becomes extreme, I think it’s a disorder, but I forgot what it’s called. If you look in the same drawer three times in a row, it … Continue reading →

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More Willis Fun

Posted on June 22, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Why does Tallulah’s head always look like it was photo-shopped on to her body? It has the same jarring appearance in every picture. Does it jut forward around cameras, or is she without benefit of a neck? When her internship … Continue reading →

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Hair and Jackets Progress Report

Posted on June 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Looking back on the Bad Hair Lament and the close call with the Topshop Jacket, I can only say Thank god it all worked out okay. Andy fixed the hair and if you live in LA, he will fix yours, … Continue reading →

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A Bad Hair Day

Posted on June 14, 2009 by Sister Wolf

When I’m not happy with my hair, nothing else matters. I am acutely fixated on the not-goodness of my hair. I tried lightening it to a brown color, forgetting how stubborn my hair is about staying black. It is now … Continue reading →

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Knock-off Shoes: Yes or No?

Posted on June 9, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Seeing these Jeffrey Campbell shoes for $118 made me recall in sickening detail my quest for these shoes, below, by Acne. I think I paid around $450 for the Acne shoes, which I found at Opening Ceremony, a store that … Continue reading →

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Mr. Michigan: True Fiction

Posted on June 8, 2009 by Sister Wolf

At the time, he was my physical ideal, the embodiment of my perfect fantasy. When I noticed him at the gym, my heart lurched. He was the image of Conan the Barbarian, but his flat baby face was much sweeter. … Continue reading →

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What’s With the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?

Posted on June 7, 2009 by Sister Wolf

You just have to ask, What the hell is wrong with these guys? Both Michael Hutchence and David Carradine would have no trouble getting laid. Or even, getting laid in some unconventional way. So why risk death just to get … Continue reading →

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