Category Archives: Fashion

Shoe-Speak

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Ash studded heel sneaker bootie. $220 at Neiman Marcus. “When we saw these clever studded sneakers our wardrobe creativity couldn’t help but kick in and we know it’ll be the same for you.” Translated into English, the quote above means: … Continue reading →

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Goony Tries a Head Tilt

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Eh, I’m not feeling it. Don’t compromise your trademark stance, Goony Bird! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (Or as Max liked to say, If it ain’t broke, break it.)

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Bloggers With Influence

Posted on September 29, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Aren’t you sick of hearing about which fashion bloggers are influential? Have you ever been influenced by a blogger to do anything besides vow not to make an ass of yourself? Okay, that was a little harsh. Many fashion bloggers … Continue reading →

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Way Too Gnarly

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Sister Wolf

“Really love the studded coat that closed the show, it just reminds me of ALL my friends growing up and their leathers. As much as it makes me laugh to see our teenage looks adopted into the fashion world everywhere, … Continue reading →

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Karla’s Joke

Posted on September 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I always forget to visit Karla’s Closet, but when I returned recently I was struck by how often Karla is enjoying a private joke with herself. She just cracks herself up! What is the joke?!? It looks like a good … Continue reading →

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Look Like a Horsey at Two Price Points

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous?       (Cheap Monday, $87 at Shopbop) Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own … Continue reading →

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Skinny Fat Skinny Fat

Posted on September 21, 2010 by Sister Wolf

This is my current favorite model at RevolveClothing. I call her Doll Girl because of her perfect doll-like face and proportions. But today, I saw this picture and did a double-take. What the hell?! Is Doll Girl photoshopped here? Who … Continue reading →

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Arbiters of Fashion

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

These two women can tell us how to dress because _______________.

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The Word is Dickhead

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thanks to finding this video here, I now know there’s a word for everything I hate online (because I am largely protected from it in real life.)   DICKHEADS! Everywhere you go,   these Dickheads are there, ruining everything.

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Meet Monique

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when   she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading →

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