Category Archives: Fashion

Thank God, I Hate It!

Posted on March 9, 2009 by Sister Wolf

What a relief to find some fur on the runway that I don’t want. These two numbers by Givenchy are repulsive, aren’t they? I’m sure Madonna will show up in one, so I’m already bracing myself. The one on the … Continue reading →

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A Friend For Erin Wasson!

Posted on March 8, 2009 by Sister Wolf

While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz. If you live in L.A., … Continue reading →

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You’ll Wear it, Don’t Argue

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Sister Wolf

The gods have spoken and it’s clear that by fall we’ll all be wearing black leather leggings, shaggy fur jackets and lethal high heels. At least we have two choices for the shoes: toe-exposing boots or something with fringe. I … Continue reading →

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Sting Ruins Everything

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Sting has always been on my Top Five hit-list, and he’s earned it the old fashioned way, by being a cunt. I’ve just read a quote of his that ranks above all his other crimes: “I think cancer – I’m … Continue reading →

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Chanel vs Me And You

Posted on March 2, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Jessica Kagan Cushman is in trouble if Karl and Co. find out about this cuff bracelet, which says “Ripped off by by Chanel.” When I was an eBay seller, I learned that Chanel protects its copyright so fiercely that eBay … Continue reading →

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Now I’m Madder Than Ever

Posted on February 26, 2009 by Sister Wolf

See this fabulous beehive? This is what I’d like to take to the bank so that I might accept this gracious invitation from Opening Ceremony: But no, the bank won’t send me to Paris. Fuckers. Why? Because they don’t want … Continue reading →

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The Wisdom of Erin Wasson

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Oh dear! The Nostrilled One expands upon her appreciation of   homeless style : “I was not meaning to demean homeless people whatsoever! I have actually talked to these homeless people. I’ve had conversations with them. It’s a choice that they’ve … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2009 Exigesis

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I don’t know about you, but I loved this year’s show. It’s the first one in years that wasn’t a grim chore to sit through. Hugh “I’m not gay” Jackman was a delightful host, relieving one from the effort of … Continue reading →

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Shoes to Kill For

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

“The ‘Dovima,’ an 11cm, spike-heeled confection of gilded silk mesh and jewels, is embellished with a pair of rose pink-dyed, taxidermy birds with gold and crystal heads.” Sound good so far? How about this: They incorporate   “semi-precious stones, jet, satin … Continue reading →

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The Statement Shoe

Posted on February 17, 2009 by Sister Wolf

A few days ago, I received an e-mail advisory from Neiman Marcus, revealing that the must-have purchase for the new season is The Statement Shoe. I believe I have found The Statement Shoe! It’s a fake-vintage red sneaker by Golden … Continue reading →

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