Category Archives: Fashion

Rats and Pigs!

When was the last time you heard the word ‘pig’ so often? When you grabbed a bay’s toes and went “This little piggie went to market…?” Or when you saw the movie “Babe?” Recently, I was blessed with a huge … Continue reading

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Are Tattoos Still Cool?

I was clicking through the runway pictures of Limi Feu’s FW-08 designs, and I found my self admiring this model, simply on the basis of her tattoos. You’d think I’m old enough to know that tattoos don’t signify renegades anymore. … Continue reading

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PAP Smear Membership, and More

Thanks to the creative thinking of reader ‘annemarie’, I hereby announce the formation of PAP Smear, a non-profit organization devoted to Swiftboating the Republican candidate for Vice President. Patriots Against Palin will strategically deploy facts and rumors devised to undermine … Continue reading

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What Color is Hyacinth?

Is it red or sort of orange or pink? As seen on my browser, I’m not quite sure about the color of this fox fur jacket but I do know I love it. I could buy it and strenuously deny … Continue reading

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The Fur Vest: Your New Must-Have Item

I don’t want a fur vest, or at least I didn’t want one. But I may not have a choice, if the imperative of being fashionable does its job on my poor vulnerable brain. Here is what I mean: From … Continue reading

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Meet Starving Implant Girl

Remember Starving Girl and Implant Girl from Shopbop?   Well, I’m happy to introduce Starving Implant Girl from Revolve Clothing. I’m on their mailing list, which means I am bound by duty to spend long hours every week, clicking on the … Continue reading

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Am I A Prostitute?

No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie! This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace … Continue reading

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I Saved $1,700 by Shopping!

Imagine how thrilled I was to see the metallic green Marni bag on the left for $1,815 at net-a-porter! It reminded me of my metallic green Not Rational handbag that I got on sale for $75, because no one was … Continue reading

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Eyebrow Magic

Here I am, modeling the fussy white shirt after a hard day limping around Nordstorm at The Grove. As you can see, it doesn’t really work. But I have to say that posing on my commode was a stroke of … Continue reading

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Why Did I buy This #2

Remember that first Why Did I Buy This? I ended up giving that item away. This time, I’m hoping to keep my purchase, however baffling, and actually wear it. I never wear frilly things or sheer things, or things with … Continue reading

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