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What Do We Want From Charlie Sheen?
Even though we’re sick of him, admit it, we’re not through with him. There’s already an app to block out Sheen and Sheenisms, so you’ll never have to see his name or face again online. At the same time, there is a … Continue reading
What Would David Bowie Do?
Once upon a time, a belligerent German who I will call “Herr Mengele” decided to send out threatening letters to a large group of bloggers around the word, demanding money for infringing on his ‘copyright’. The bloggers, along with a … Continue reading
Grammys 2011 for Dummies
Just quickly: Rhianna needs to take up prostitution and get it over with. Lady Gaga needs to get the fuck over herself. J Lo needs to lose the hair extensions and her creepy husband. Mick Jagger needs to eat and … Continue reading
The Mystery of it All
What’s the point of being Calvin Klein if all it gets you is this 21 year old porn model??
Smell the Leather
A long time ago, I wrote a story about my dad called “Smell the Leather.” My parents divorced when I was 3, and my dad fulfilled his fatherly obligations by taking me and my sister out on Saturday afternoons. He … Continue reading
Vanessa Beecroft: What a Fucking Cunt!™
Vanessa Beecroft is an “artist” whose trip to Sudan is documented in a new film called “The Art Star and the Sudanese Twins.” Beecroft evidently had no idea how damning this documentary would be. According to one review: The doc … Continue reading
Vulva Diversity: Uh-Oh.
God, I’m such a know-nothing. First I find out about “slut shaming” long after all the other sluts, and now I see there’s a movement for Vulva Diversity. An organization called New View, whose worthy mission is to “challenge the … Continue reading
Palin Poverty Porn
Sarah Palin gets her hair fixed during a visit to a cholera treatment centre in Haiti. Photograph: Dieu Nalio Chery/AP Palin emerged from one of the refugee camps housing the hundreds of thousands of Haitians who are still without homes … Continue reading
Sheer Awful Fuckery
WHY? Forget about the crimes of concept and execution. (i.e., the fact that they even exist.) Why the fuck are these awful pants called “Strapless Jumper?” Aren’t they already baffling enough? It’s like they’re trying to kill me. $187 at … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: What a Stupid Fucking Cunt™!
“I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism.”