Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan

Why can’t I feel bad for poor Lindsay? I think it’s the duck lips. They just make me mad. Who asked her to get these lips? She messed up her face out of sheer greed! She had nice lips, but … Continue reading

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Neverending Trauma

Today some woman called from the medical supply company to talk about Max’s wheelchair. She wanted to schedule a pick-up time, since the insurance company won’t pay for the rental “once the client has passed.” I don’t want to hear … Continue reading

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Again With the Alex Wang

A thoughtful girl named Lauren sent a link to these achingly ugly monstrosities by our friend Al Wang. They’re at Opening Ceremony for only $925. The description begins: “alexander wang knows a thing or two about what a girl wants.” … Continue reading

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Best Blog Comment in the History of the World

***Image removed at request of   owner, although I maintain my rights under the fair use law*** (identities concealed to protect the guilty) Kim { 06.21.10 at 11:22 AM } I’ve followed your blog for ages now. and just when I … Continue reading

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Can We Talk?

Here are the results of Mom’s hard work redecorating the family crib.   Follow directions CAREFULLY. 1. Click on photos to expand to full size. 2. Don’t scream if you’re at work. 3. Find one item you would like to see … Continue reading

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Bulletin From the Gulf Coast

From Heidi: Thank you, Sister Wolf, for inviting me to blog about the Gulf Oil Catastrophe. None of the words I use seem powerful enough to convey the complete and utter horror of the situation. Catastrophe will have to suffice. … Continue reading

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Wear a Dead Coyote on Your Head

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Cargo Pants vs BP Oil Disaster

Which subject do you find more appealing: Houlihan cargo pants by J Brand or the BP oil leak? On the one hand, the cargo pants are flying off the shelves everywhere! Stores are having to re-order them to try to … Continue reading

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OMG, Killing It

Sometimes it’s not enough to wear fierce boots that you can barely walk in and that make your feet look like hooves. Sometimes, you need horseshoes on the soles in order to get that Fuck, Yeah look. Here’s how Style … Continue reading

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Not Better Than a Poke in the Eye

Am I the only female on earth who doesn’t care about Sex and the City? I don’t care about the new movie any more than I cared about the other movie, which I didn’t see. Who gives a shit about … Continue reading

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