Category Archives: News

Am I an Elephant?

The other day, I asked a male loved-one this question: Let’s say you believe you’re a woman. Now, let’s say you believe you’re an elephant. Is there a difference between these two beliefs? If  so, is one more legitimate than … Continue reading

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The Path Forward

Just kidding, there is no path forward; we are screwed. Our fate is sealed and there will be no place on earth that is safe from his malice, incompetence, and those sickening hand gestures. Weren’t we naive to believe in … Continue reading

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Is It Awful Enough Yet?

I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I’ll start with politics. Who knew there could be someone more awful than Trump?? The more you learn about J.D. Vance, the more you realize that he’s the devil. He even … Continue reading

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Is the Progressive Discourse Antisemitic?

In a word, yes. If you weren’t raised as a Jew, you have no standing to speak on this. As a Jew, I decide what is, and is not, antisemitic, just as POC will decide what is, and is not … Continue reading

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A Christmas Party

I went to a Christmas party at the home of one of my husband’s friends, even though I was close to backing out at the last minute. Backing out of things has been my m.o. for most of my life, … Continue reading

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Rating Donald Trump

I have already confessed to being at a loss for words to adequately describe the abomination that is Donald Trump. But recently, one thing I keep thinking after watching the news is how utterly without redeeming features he is. My … Continue reading

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Elon Musk: What a Fucking Cunt™!

I am reviving my dormant What a Fucking Cunt™!  feature for a cunt who richly deserves this honor and really leaves me no choice but to revile him… Elon “I’m a cunt” Musk. It would be nice to be able … Continue reading

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Balenciaga Crimes Against Humanity

All the commotion about Balenciaga’s new ad campaign with children is totally misplaced, besides being just stupid. Where are the complaints about their awful pantaboots worn to death by Kim Kardashian?? Where is the outrage? These fucking pantaboots are so … Continue reading

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Don’t Look Down

Not long ago, I saw my own thigh in the sunlight though my bathroom window and I screamed. EW! Whose leg is that? I thought. I’m not kidding; that was my actual thought. I guess I expected to see my … Continue reading

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Sociopathic Show Pony

Don’t be mad at me for being consumed with Amber and Johnny; Tik Tok videos with the hashtag #JusticForJohnny have been viewed 8.3 billion times! Americans have googled Amber Heard four times more than google searches for abortion or the … Continue reading

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