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My Fellow Americans
I sink I need help. I come to America to marry rich businessman, not to be chudged every minute by the crooked press and my hussband enemies. I hate dis song “My Way” but Donald he don’t care. I tell … Continue reading
Kellyanne Conway, Still A Fucking Cunt!™
Dear Kellyanne, Could you please stop lying for just a moment, you fucking lying cunt? I know you’re good at it but you’ve already proved yourself a master, okay? What’s your deal? Are you Satan? Carl Bernstein called you Trump’s … Continue reading
Let’s Cleanse Our Palates With Denim
As we struggle with a rising national nausea that’s about to hit its apex, let’s calm our acid reflux with some very special denim. Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto. At only $699, it’s a good … Continue reading
The Men of The Golden Globes
First of all, there were too many beards. Jon Hamm, Jake Gillenhall, Ryan Reynolds, Ben Affleck, Dev Patel, go and shave already. Donald Glover of Atlanta has a beard, but he gets a pass for being so cute and serious … Continue reading
Giving Up Celebrities
When I stopped writing for Popdust a few weeks ago, I never thought I would lose interest in celebrities. Having to write about them every day involved a total immersion in their real and made-up antics. I labored over the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News, Uncategorized, Words
Tagged Celebrities, internet addiction, Kim Kardashian, my ass
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Minor Improvements For 2017
As passengers on the Titanic, we should brace ourselves for the iceberg, but there is still stuff we can do to take the edge off. Let’s think of the small ways we can make our doomed existence more tolerable in … Continue reading
Donald Trump: Cunt Of The Year!™
Kudos to Donald Trump for winning this coveted award. He will dismantle public education, health care, environmental protection, voting rights, public housing, and then he will blow up the whole world! Great choice, republicans. Now, we can duck and cover, … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged cunts, Donald Trump, just kill me, politics, revolution
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Poor Little Barron, Autistic Or Otherwise
The maker of a YouTube video suggesting that Barron Trump is autistic has taken the video down and replaced it with a grovelling apology. The apology is in response to a threat from Melania Trump’s lawyer, who goes around intimidating … Continue reading
Sweden Takes a Stand Against Mansplaining
Sweden has got to be one of the word’s most progressive countries, with its ban on spanking children and its generous 480 days of paid family leave for each child. Now, its largest union has a hotline for employees to … Continue reading