Category Archives: News

Lou Dobbs: What a Fucking Cunt™ !

Posted on November 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I have hated this fat pig for so long that it’s hard to believe his stupid sneering face will no longer blight my life when I’m stretched out on my couch like a beached whale, waiting for some Anderson Cooper … Continue reading →

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More Fun With Trig and Whoever is His Mom

Posted on November 8, 2009 by Sister Wolf

As we all know, Mrs. Palin is not really Trig’s mother, but now the word is that even Bristol isn’t his real mom! Trig Truthers are going berserk, in the wake of Levi’s public statement that Trig isn’t Bristol’s baby. … Continue reading →

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Adam Goldberg: YES

Posted on October 19, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I saw this photo the other day in juxtapoz, a stupid art magazine that my adopted son* Chris brought over.   I was stunned by the glory of the poster on the wall: NO YOU SHUT UP is the single most … Continue reading →

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Thanks For Nothing, Mackenzie Phillips

Posted on September 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here I am, innocently checking out the headlines at Huffington Post, when I am assaulted by the news that Mackenzie Phillips slept with her father, John Phillips.   Eoow, god, why do we have to know this?!   I will never be … Continue reading →

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MTV Awards 2009 Exegesis

Posted on September 14, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I didn’t see the whole show but so what, I’m still doing the Exegesis. The best thing this year was Kanye West fucking up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. Yes, it was rude, and why not? Taylor Swift is a godawful … Continue reading →

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Please Stand By

Posted on September 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Sister Wolf must attend to an urgent family matter. She hopes to be back before too long.

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Mrs. Palin on FB: Koo Koo for Cocoa Puffs!

Posted on August 26, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Mrs. Palin has over 800,000 fans on Facebook, where she posted a note today, asking people to watch racist crybaby Glen Beck on Fox news. Glenn’s corporate sponsors have been pulling their ads due to public pressure. Here is a … Continue reading →

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Now What?!

Posted on August 22, 2009 by Sister Wolf

This coveted hideous t shirt by Christopher Kane will be available at Topshop for $90, thus allowing the average nobody the thrill of dressing like Mom of Shoes! A nice egalitarian move by Christopher Kane, which I would applaud were … Continue reading →

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Dead Model Story x Reality TV =

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Sister Wolf

A dead “swimsuit model” in a suitcase doesn’t seem very interesting at first glance. I remember another one they found out in the desert somewhere, murdered by some guy on craigslist. But now the story has branched out in several … Continue reading →

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True Blood and Mrs. Palin

Posted on August 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

After initially dismissing the HBO vampire series “True Blood” as cartoonish, I am now completely hooked. The most recent episode was truly disgusting, wasn’t it?! Watching Tara and Eggs eat the you-know-what (not a spoiler!!) I was close to gagging. … Continue reading →

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