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“Hair, of course, is never just about the hair.”
This is a quote from a piece about Mrs. P in the New York Times. I couldn’t agree more. Surely your hair says something about how you perceive yourself and how you want to be perceived. Personally, I never liked … Continue reading
Rats and Pigs!
When was the last time you heard the word ‘pig’ so often? When you grabbed a bay’s toes and went “This little piggie went to market…?” Or when you saw the movie “Babe?” Recently, I was blessed with a huge … Continue reading
This Palin Bitch is Wearing Me Out
It’s as if all life has stopped, except for a throbbing, metastatic dread of Sarah Palin. All the TV pundints are blabbing about her, or blabbing about how much blabbing there is. She hasn’t granted interviews thus far because Grandpa’s … Continue reading
PAP Smear Membership, and More
Thanks to the creative thinking of reader ‘annemarie’, I hereby announce the formation of PAP Smear, a non-profit organization devoted to Swiftboating the Republican candidate for Vice President. Patriots Against Palin will strategically deploy facts and rumors devised to undermine … Continue reading
Grandpa and The Church Lady
This new reality series will be fun to watch, as long as you have a stiff drink on hand. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to smash your TV or whoever happens to be sitting next to you. Grandpa is … Continue reading
More Fun With Kooky Sarah Palin!
I didn’t plan on writing about her again, but wouldn’t you know that the kooky Miss Congeniality has some family secrets that are more fun than a dead moose? Sarah Palin is rumored to have faked her recent pregnancy with … Continue reading
Beehive in The White House: Yes But No
I have barely come down from the high of Obama’s acceptance speech, only to learn that McCain’s choice for Vice President is a busty chick with a huge beehive who used to smoke pot and doesn’t hate gays. Governor Sarah … Continue reading
Just Admit It, Already!
Every night, I am glued to the TV while Nancy Grace sneers and yells into the camera that Casey whatshername is lying about the whereabouts of her two year old daughter Caley. No shit, Nancy! The mom did it! The … Continue reading
How Old is Old?
Today I read a boring article by Gen X poster boy Douglas Coupland about growing old. He notes that we all have two ages: the age we really are and the age we are in our heads. Later this month, … Continue reading
Report Child Abuse!
The name ‘Starkeisha’ was what caught my eye while I was reading the Los Angeles Times tonight. I’m sorry that I read about her and her girlfriend, Kristal. Even with those optomistic names, the two young women have been torturing … Continue reading
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