Category Archives: Rants

Bitches Ain’t Shit

Unexpectedly, the discussion of Triggergate has started up again, and who am I to ignore it? God bless Andrew Sullivan and others who just won’t let it go. Why should they, particularly when new photos are discovered, raising the same … Continue reading

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Two Idiots at Starbucks

Today I stopped at a Starbucks on my way home from an exciting outing to a box store. I checked out the two girls in front of me, who were decked out in a weird combination of work-out attire and … Continue reading

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When Men Get Silly

On one of the blogs I like to read for sheer masochistic mental anguish, the mostly male commenters are arguing about the nature of intelligence. They can’t agree what an “intellectual” is, but they know they don’t like it. They’re … Continue reading

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Jesus loves Gay Marriage

I am happy to announce PAP Smear’s new adoption program. We will start off with Mark’s generous offer to adopt WIllow and Piper Palin. This is a true blessing for these girls, who will be raised in Connecticut by two … Continue reading

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Poor Piper’s Pickled Peppers

Oh dear, I thought I had my rant all in order until I checked out the Huffington Post just now. While Mrs. P prepared scrumptious mooseburgers for the family, Little Piper was walking around in high heels under her bootleg … Continue reading

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Other Bitches I Hate

The Crazy Russian Lady has been busy on her blog lately and while she continues to offend me, it would be wrong to link to her; she would only brag about her new readers. And yet her comment following the … Continue reading

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I Can’t Quit Her!

Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?! I really think I was making progress getting over her until I read this quote: “I want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their media.” … Continue reading

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Yes We Can Gloat!

To every right-wing asshole who has blighted our lives during this election: HAHA! WE WON!! Haha! to Fox “News” Haha! to Rush Limbaugh Haha! to racists Haha! to Todd and Sarah Haha! to Karl Rove Haha! to War Criminals Bush … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End

Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, … Continue reading

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Is Sarah Palin a Man?

It’s November 2, and Mrs. Palin has failed to produce her medical records.   “We’ll let you know when we have something to say,” Palin spokeswoman Maria Comella said on Thursday. On Saturday, Comella had no comment when asked about it … Continue reading

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