Tag Archives: awful clothes

Leather Legging Boots, Hurry!

Posted on December 5, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Okay, great. Nothing is better than a fashion hybrid that makes life more awkward and uncomfortable. Leather legging boots (try saying it three times, really fast) are a “creation” by Tamara Mellon that she describes as  “a thigh boot … Continue reading →

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Behold the Willis Girls

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Sister Wolf

I was thrilled to hear that Tallulah Willis (middle, above) was   chosen to attend the prestigious Debutantes Ball   at the Crillon Hotel on Paris’ Place de la Concorde. At just 17 years old, Tallulah is one of the youngest of … Continue reading →

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The White Shirtdress

Posted on February 9, 2011 by Sister Wolf

This Viktor & Rolf shirtdress is a total fiasco. On the other hand, I like how it manages to evoke both a nurse AND a mental patient. The perfect accessory: a thermometer. $1,125 at Shopbop. What fashionese gibberish would you … Continue reading →

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Denim Maxi Skirt

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

This skirt makes me   want to __________________________. Genetic Denim,   $220 at Shopbop.

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What the Hell?

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, until you find out it’s a one-piece “romper.” Isn’t that just inexplicably horrible?! I’m not sure why it’s so horrible, but the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is the problem … Continue reading →

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Now With Twice The Horror

Posted on February 14, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Here is Erin Wasson enjoying the triumph of her awful fashion show. How can you even calculate the horror? Begin with the hat, I guess, and work your way down. These sweatpants are like a little piece of Erin Wasson….a … Continue reading →

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Comments For Jane 1/7/10

Posted on January 7, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Sea of   Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling … Continue reading →

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Godawful Jeans Alert

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Okay, you thought you’d seen everything after those horrible muffin-jeans, but check out the Sneaker Jeans, again from our visionary friends at Karmaloop. Laces, grommets AND zippers! WHY?

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Thank You, Carine!

Posted on November 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I’m pretty sure we’re the same age, and I’m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one! (Nope, it’s … Continue reading →

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Looking Stupid at Two Price-Points

Posted on June 29, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is an awful stupid top with a horse on it, for $55 at Revolve Clothing. If you prefer spending the big bucks on something awful and stupid, Stella McCartney nails it with this knit dress, at her online shop … Continue reading →

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