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The Mystery of it All

What’s the point of being Calvin Klein if all it gets you is this 21 year old porn model??

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Effortless Chic!

This photo, for me, is the ultimate in street-style douche-girls. Is there a name for female douches? I’m sure she’s a very nice person in real life.   I’m just saying, the thing she projects to me is “Look! I’m a … Continue reading

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Vintage Douche

Lately, I keep reading about “What Goes Around Comes Around,” a vintage clothing shop in New York where hipsters get their old jeans and military jackets. The first time I heard about this place was a piece in Time Out … Continue reading

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Chrissie Hynde, No!

I was up late watching TV with my husband when I learned that Chrissie Hynde has formed a new band.   To my horror, she was playing second fiddle, so to speak, to her new beloved, JP Jones, an annoying Welshman … Continue reading

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Scumbags, Douches and Jerks

Tonight, some friends and I were discussing some mutual acquaintances. It emerged that there was some confusion about how to categorize certain types of men we disdain. To me, a Douche is instantly recognizable as such. He doesn’t have to … Continue reading

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The Stupidest Band in the World

Even in the midst of a crisis, I find I have not lost my ability to Hate! On a brief visit to my own home, I was privileged to catch a performance (on the David Letterman Show) by the stupidest, … Continue reading

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The Douche at the Coffee Bean

As I walked out onto the patio of the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Santa Monica, a tall shirtless douche was involved in a contretemps with an elderly woman who was afraid of his dog. He was saying to … Continue reading

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Billie Jean*

*Listen here ~ Amanda Palmer shows attract misfits, The disenfranchised Cute gay Latino boy with his Mohawk lover Noserings must get caught when they kiss My sons are amped up and ready One angry about taking off his hat. The … Continue reading

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Pre-Oscar Complaints

I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading

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