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Fashion Trends: Logomania, Sisterwife, Prostitute, Bigfoot,
Like every fashion-conscious consumer, I spend time every day scrolling through the latest arrivals at Matches, Net-a-Porter, ssense, Neiman Marcus, LL-CC and websites I’m too embarrassed to mention. I consider the scrolling a duty, and a big success if I … Continue reading
Behold The Ne Plus Ultra of Stupid Denim
Is this it? Could anything be more stupid? It’s the Sacai Faux Fur-Trim Denim & Blazer Jacket. It’s two mints in one! This amalgamated piece is dichotomous in design and aesthetic. Tailored on one side with the blazer and edgy … Continue reading
Comic Relief From Prada
When I first saw these Prada loafers, I thought “Walrus!” Then, “Groucho Marx!” And finally, “Ew!” What do you see?? From the rear, you can really appreciate the heel. Are they going for a Gaudi mosaic tribute or just a … Continue reading
Gucci Brings It
But why? Just tell me why! Look, just two of these monstrosities left. Shearling and goat hair, I can practically smell it. I predict the era of Eurotrash and disco coming back in full force, as if to say “I’ll … Continue reading
The Apotheosis of Hideous Fur Coats
Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750 Editor’s Notes: “This printed calf hair coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with fox and goat hair, this coverup is accented with strips of leather and suede. Accentuate the stud embellishments … Continue reading
More Stuff I Like, Then
I was asked by the blond babe known as Rackk and Ruin what clothes I do like, so I looked through the images I’ve kept for inspiration (i.e., to make me feel sorry for myself.) These two photos were styled … Continue reading
Things I Don’t Want to See in 2011
It’s time to move on from the big black goat-hair coat. It was fun for a while but now it’s sad. Do any normal people wear them, or just fashion blogggers? I don’t want to see any version of the … Continue reading
Morbid Awful Footwear plus DIY
The shoes at Saks.com are like a festival of roadkill. I’ve always loved fur but something about this footwear trend is making me gag. I wonder how dogs react when they see these things approaching? I’ve tried to decide which … Continue reading
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Tagged choices, DIY, fur, hideous crap, shoes
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Uh-Oh, the Shopping Cure Backfired!
My ingenious method of self-intervention worked so well last time! But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!? Since it’s $3,105 at Opening Ceremony, it’s not gonna happen. Waaaaah! … Continue reading
Rocking Some Clueless Style
I admit that my definition for Clueless Goth Style was pretty unintelligible. But Enna, above, has put together a great look: It’s kind of Blogger-Hooker crossed with Hipster Underage Granny. She knows that it’s mandatory to rock a fur thing … Continue reading