Tag Archives: fur

Fake Faux Fur

Complete this sentence: “I would wear this fur thing if ______________” (Shopbop $396)

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You’re Gonna be So Stoked

Remember how rad you felt when you found out that Gnarlitude’s Old Man was learning to be a taxidermist? Well, how stoked are you to see this picture of him working on these dead coyotes! No wonder she’s so proud. … Continue reading

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Wear a Dead Coyote on Your Head

Order now from here.   Or just scream “EEOOW!” via

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Comments For Jane 2/3/2010

Sea has been very busy with “work”, but here we find her taking a well-earned rest, covered fetchingly with nothing but a curated fur coat. Note the cascade of streaky hair.   Would a mother take such a photo of her … Continue reading

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Behold My Groupie Coat

This coat has been sealed in a big package, laying on my couch for nearly two weeks. My son’s accident brought my world to a halt, and I couldn’t bear the frivolity of opening a package. Tonight, I felt it … Continue reading

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What About Carol?

I have to admit that I’m giddy with relief.   My kid’s condition has gone from critical to stable. It’s a fucking miracle. It’s all I really care about, and yet….it’s still fun to rant, complain and make fun of people! … Continue reading

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Speaking in Tongues

I used to think I had a fairly good command of the English language, but lately I am puzzled by words I thought I knew. I don’t get the word “um” in its current usage.   Read the following sentence to … Continue reading

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Again With the Fur Vest

A full year ago, I complained about fur vests.   Somehow, it has reappeared as one of the It items for fall/winter.   I haven’t seen one on a real live person yet, but presumably they are selling well.   I’ve tried one … Continue reading

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New It Jacket About to Drop

It has now been confirmed that this jacket from Topshop is killing it. That means you can look forward to a slew of fashion bloggers modeling this item with hands-to-face.   Too bad if you don’t like money fur or even … Continue reading

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Is This Hideous Enough?

I have to say that this fur vest actually scared the shit out of me. It’s the Haute Hippie Mongolian Vest, $895.   It’s “the look of the season” so steel yourself.   Why would anyone want to buy this, except to … Continue reading

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