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As if.
This skirt makes me want to kill myself. But wait. Here is the rear view: “A patchwork of True Religion denim forms this flowing, vintage-inspired maxi skirt. Slant hip pockets detail the front, and inky-blue pocket shadows darken the back.” … Continue reading
Jeffrey Campbell “Cleata”
Customer review: “I loove this shoe! I purchased it for my bday and wore it with vintage ripped shorts and a collared, quarter-length, oversized, pale yellow shirt and it BANGED!! However, I must add that this shoe is very versatile and … Continue reading
Effortless
Okay, fine, at first glance they’re ugly but wait for the description: “A softly pleated waistband flows into an effortless, wide-leg silhouette on these denim culottes.” We’ve all come to associate “effortless” with “chic,” so maybe our brains are supposed … Continue reading
Billy Goat
“Don’t deny it, you’re kinda obsessed with this right?? I mean it’s pretty amazing. Real goat hair upper on a gorgeous wood heel takes serious fashion cred to pull off.” Well, they’ve got our number at Solestruck; are they psychic … Continue reading
Problem Jewelry
This necklace of horse teeth is sold out and it’s all my fault. I’m enslaved by tumblr and slacking off on my shopping tips. Please don’t be mad. You can’t have the necklace but for a little more money, you … Continue reading
Gratuitous Shoe Post
Hope is a thing with feathers*….and yet this new style by Jeffrey Campbell evokes a different concept. My first thought was of something throwing up on itself. Adding a dash of perversity, they call this color “purple” when it doesn’t … Continue reading
Finally!
The PERFECT monkey fur jacket. Now all we need is a _________. (farfetch.com, $2,195.00)
Skirt of Death
This skirt by Kevork Kilesjian would look great with a massive viking helmet, don’t you think? At $1,495, the price is just right, and the designer’s name suggests he may be amenable to killing you with a plastic bag. Maybe … Continue reading
More is Less
Rag and Bone Moto Pants with Removable Kilt, $695 at shopbop* “It’s called ‘moto’ because _________________.” ~ *Only 2 let!
Kill Me
Why did they stop there? Why not add zebra? This “shoe” makes me want to cry. $469.95 at solestruck.