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Who’s a Bigger Cunt?
As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn’t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam’s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight. This got me to wondering, on … Continue reading
No Luck for Levi Johnston
Ever since he knocked up his girlfriend, nothing has gone right for poor Levi. One minute a rakish Wasilla heartthrob, the next minute a hostage at the RNC with no hope of freedom, ever. Now he’s lost his job after … Continue reading
Bristol Gets a New Baby
As you all know by now, Bristol Palin has “delivered” a healthy baby boy named Tripp. What you may not know is that I am a highly regarded journalist in my spare time, and here are the facts: On December … Continue reading
Should We Blame Mrs. Palin?
Needless to say, I was thrilled to hear that Levi “the Impregnator” Johnston’s mom was busted for drugs in Wasilla. Sherry Johnston has been charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving Oxycontin, a drug commonly known as ‘hillbilly heroin.” … Continue reading
Bitches Ain’t Shit
Unexpectedly, the discussion of Triggergate has started up again, and who am I to ignore it? God bless Andrew Sullivan and others who just won’t let it go. Why should they, particularly when new photos are discovered, raising the same … Continue reading
Let’s Hear it for Gutsy Gals
We can’t be through with Mrs. Palin until she gives us a little breathing room. I’m hopin’ that god will show her one of those doors she’s waitin’ for. She’ll snowplow her way through and then, oops, fall off a … Continue reading
Poor Piper’s Pickled Peppers
Oh dear, I thought I had my rant all in order until I checked out the Huffington Post just now. While Mrs. P prepared scrumptious mooseburgers for the family, Little Piper was walking around in high heels under her bootleg … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End
Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, … Continue reading
Screw Palin, Let’s talk About Me!
I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome? Instead of buying Luella’s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!
In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading