Tag Archives: mysteries

Show and Tell

Posted on November 22, 2017 by Sister Wolf

The first time I saw an erect penis it was crammed down my throat before I could say “Ew.” I was a reckless kid who nobody loved, so I agreed to go behind the neighborhood bowling alley with an awful … Continue reading →

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The Weiner Vortex

Posted on October 29, 2016 by Sister Wolf

No one warned me about the Weiner documentary. I expected a fun, lurid, behind-the-scenes look at Anthony Weiner’s well-earned fall from grace. But it’s deeply depressing, on every level. I had hoped to get over it, but now he’s back, … Continue reading →

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The Holey T-Shirt Mystery

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Sister Wolf

I don’t want a t-shirt with holes, but I have around 50 of them anyway. All the holes are in the same place: on the front, a little below the waist. Last year, a friend told me that she had … Continue reading →

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Just Answer This Question

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday on her yacht in Italy, with family and a few close friends. Her close friend Gwyneth (??) was seen giving Beyonce an envelope.   Look how happy she is after she opens it! I need to … Continue reading →

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Ask a Man

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Sister Wolf

ASK A MAN #101: ABOUT HANDSHAKES “When they met one another, there was an uneasy moment as each watched the other’s right hand. If it went to his sword or gun, there was a battle, but if it went to … Continue reading →

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Ask a Man

Posted on August 7, 2011 by Sister Wolf

One of the exciting new features you can look forward to here will be the convenience of A Man to answer your questions regarding male behavior. The feature will be called Ask a Man, and written by my friend Romeo, … Continue reading →

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Can Someone Explain Twitter?

Posted on November 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I signed up at Twitter, initially, to follow Mrs. Palin and Amanda Palmer.   I couldn’t handle the former but the latter rewarded me with a free concert last night. Then, I started tweeting just to annoy people. When that didn’t … Continue reading →

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Andre Leon Talley: Why?

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I just saw “Valentino: The Last Emperor” for the first time, and of course it is delightful. The love story, the pugs, the hair, the dresses, the excess! My favorite moment was Valentino’s emotional proclamation: “An evening dress that reveals … Continue reading →

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Kate Moss for Melissa/Anglomania

Posted on May 15, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What an arresting image! I love it. Can any of you smart ones offer an exegesis?

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Goony’s Back!

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

And she still has to pee! I haven’t seen her in a while and I was getting worried. Welcome back, Goony Bird!

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