Tag Archives: Shopbop

Look Like a Horsey at Two Price Points

If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous?       (Cheap Monday, $87 at Shopbop) Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own … Continue reading

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I’m Too Smart For Alex Wang

He thought I’d make fun of this “sock boot” by combining a lace-up shoe with a folded-over top and a knee high boot. And he was so desperate to get a reaction from me that he even added a silver … Continue reading

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Fake Faux Fur

Complete this sentence: “I would wear this fur thing if ______________” (Shopbop $396)

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The Tavi Tunic

I had mixed feelings when I came upon this new item at Shopbop: The Tavi Tunic, modeled here by Starving Girl, doesn’t even look like a tunic but who am I to say what a tunic is. What does it … Continue reading

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This Shoe Makes Me Want to Cry

I guess that’s why a woman can’t be President. From Shopbop.

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Sass & Bide Plus Goony Bird =

What the hell is up with Sass & Bide? This skirt is just baffling.   Shopbop, naturally, $265.   Add Goony Bird and it’s a complete nightmare. Can anyone explain?

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Complete This Sentence

This chino skirt would look great with ______________________.

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Goony Bird Perfects Her Stare

How does she do it?!? (Rag and Bone at Shopbop)

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Goony’s Back!

And she still has to pee! I haven’t seen her in a while and I was getting worried. Welcome back, Goony Bird!

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Finding My Niche

Every time I read a thing about bloggers having to find a niche, my heart sinks.   I’m not doing anything right. I’m also supposed to put keywords in my post titles, and to figure out what kind of posts bring … Continue reading

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