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Grammy Awards 2023 Exegesis
Okay, let’s get Madonna out of the way (as if we could!) Why can’t she see what we see? Where are the loved ones who care enough to caution her about her face? I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want to … Continue reading
Breaking up with Vivienne Westwood
Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, beautifully creates the suggestion of back gardens after the summer rain. – See more at: http://www.viviennewestwood.co.uk/shop/jewellery/bracelets/snail-bracelet-19425#sthash.gy1EXbN2.dpuf Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, … Continue reading
Viv’s New Penises and More
You know I can’t resist penis jewelry. Here are two new penis options from Vivienne Westwood. I love the cufflinks but I wish they were earrings. $151.51 Penis key-ring below, $118.82 If you don’t crave penises, some other new VW … Continue reading
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Tagged Dali, penis jewelry, shit I can't afford, Vivienne Westwood
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Shit I Can’t Have
How do you like this draped tartan dress by McQ McQueen? If I could get away with it, I’d buy it immediately from my-wardrobe and never wear it. Don’t argue with me about this cool collaboration between Anglomania and Lee … Continue reading
Show Me The Money!
Are your feet big like mine? Are they a US 10 or IT 40? If so, you can buy these awesome Illex Kinni shoes RIGHT NOW for $230, saving yourself $20 from the retail price. Or! You can buy these … Continue reading
Your Chance to Spend Money!
I haven’t been able to work since August, and now there is a pile of unpaid bills. This is not a “boo hoo, poor me” thing, it’s just a fact. As you know, I was formerly a highly paid tabloid … Continue reading
Vivienne Westwood Agrees on Tablecloths!
How timely! Here, you can watch Viv urge people to make clothes out of tablecloths if they find a nice one. How lovely to hear the ultimate arbiter of great style chime in on our tablecloth plans for fall/winter! It’s … Continue reading
The Irony of Misunderstanding Irony
When Cathy Horyn wrote a piece in the NYT called “Irony and the Old Lady” she was complaining about women who seem to deliberately wear silly clothes after the age of 50. The complaint was picked up in The Cut, … Continue reading
Ride a Cock Horse!*
Alright, who’s gonna buy me this new penis necklace by Vivienne Westwood? It’s a silver satyr riding a tiger’s eye penis…and a nice one at that! Mothers’ Day, anyone? *
The Savvy Shopper
Somehow over time, I have managed to sign up for updates at fifty thousand shopping sites. It takes me hours to sift through this shit daily, but I don’t have the will power to un-register from any of these lists. … Continue reading