Yearly Archives: 2009

Is Fat Really the New Black?

Posted on April 9, 2009 by Sister Wolf

We all know that Beth Ditto is the new must-have accessory, but now I’m seeing evidence that Fat is the new fake trend in the new fake zeitgeist. This model, Crystal Renn, is featured in Australian Harper’s Bazaar in a … Continue reading →

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Pigs in Politics

Posted on April 7, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Just look at these pigs guys!   The question is, did their right-wing politics turn them into pigs, or did their pigfaces drive them to right-wing politics? (Click on the picture for the full horror.) This Pigfest was designed by Max, … Continue reading →

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The Testament of Levi

Posted on April 6, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I know everyone has better things to do than to watch the Tyra Banks show, so let me bring you up to date: Levi Johnston is totally screwed. Bristol won’t let him see their baby, because she hates Levi’s sister. … Continue reading →

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Hipster Art: Everything Must Go!

Posted on April 5, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Here is the “artwork” that was mistaken for trash and thrown away by some workman helping Courtney Love to move. It’s valued at $11,000 and Courtney is said to be furious. So am I!   The moving guy deserves an award … Continue reading →

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The Price of Money

Posted on April 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I was reading some crap about Michelle Obama’s style vs Carla Bruni’s, when I was stopped short by this photo. The woman in green makes Carla Bruni look like a PTA lady, doesn’t she? Shiekha Moza is married to the … Continue reading →

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Ride a Cock Horse!*

Posted on April 2, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Alright, who’s gonna buy me this new penis necklace by Vivienne Westwood? It’s a silver satyr riding a tiger’s eye penis…and a nice one at that!   Mothers’ Day, anyone? *

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God Save the Queen

Posted on April 2, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I can’t understand anti-monarchist sentiments, when the Queen of England has given us all so much pleasure. I first fell for her in 1982, when some guy broke into her bedroom at Buckingham Palace, and she calmly spoke to him … Continue reading →

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Crazy Mothers Club III

Posted on March 31, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Sylvia Plath was a crazy mother, but what should we make of her son’s suicide? We know that depression runs in families, but most of us manage to hang on, even if our mothers were crazy. Maybe when a family … Continue reading →

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The Lourdes Project II

Posted on March 29, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Remember when we all admired   her unibrow and moustache? Lourdes has evidently succumbed to either societal pressure or her mother’s obsession with beauty procedures. Here they are arriving in Malawi to purchase a new child. Six months ago, Lourdes was … Continue reading →

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David Duff, Samurai

Posted on March 28, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Once upon a time, a Crazy Russian Bitch launched a bizarre attack on me on a blog I visited. Then, she started attacking me on her own blog, mocking the way I wrote about my broken pelvis. She blocked me … Continue reading →

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