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Yearly Archives: 2009
Behold the Boyfriend Jeans!
It’s Britney, bitch! Nah, just kidding. God, I fucking rule. Here I look fat, but so what, I have antlers. So here’s the ensemble, as recommended by my trusted cyber-advisors. The white tank top, bangles, fitted jacket, and the fierce … Continue reading
Vintage Chanel Shit
And more, in Shop My Closet! (right-hand column, under ‘About’)
Astral Weeks and Me
Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks is not only the greatest album in pop music history, it’s the one that the angels listen to in heaven.* A new live version of this 1968 record has just been released, and while it’s a … Continue reading
My Fat Ass!
I was very pleased to hear that poor Megan McCain told that bitch Laura Ingraham to kiss her fat ass! I thought about it as I trudged through a shitload of ‘Obey’ products on Karmaloop while checking our the new … Continue reading
Special Olympics Fuss
Oh god, President Obama made a joke comparing his bowling ineptitude to the Special Olympics. Big deal! Now we have to hear everyone talking shit about it, not only people like Mrs. Palin but normal people, too! This sanctimonious PC … Continue reading
LA Fashion for the Goth in All of Us
Skin.Graft is an L.A. based label I first heard about via Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls. That’s how hip I am. But I forgot about it until recently, and now I can’t get enough. Look at the antler girl! … Continue reading
What Kind of Wassonery is This?*
Ooh, here is our friend Erin at a party the other night at a shop in L.A. I love the exposed bra! I’ll bet she picked up this styling tip from a Homeless Woman! Still, she makes it her own. … Continue reading
What is it About Antlers?
I’ve had a thing for antlers for a few years, and I see I’m not alone. Antlers seem to be pretty chic all of a sudden, and even though I hate it when the whole world has to copy me, … Continue reading
Shop My Closet!
Here is an exciting new feature: Now, you have the opportunity to Shop My Closet, simply by clicking on the link underneath “About” on the right. I’m tired of stockpiling things I’ll never wear, but I need money to replace … Continue reading
Fritzl Trial: Quote of the Day
Nutcase Joseph Fritzl is finally on trial for rape, incest, murder and enslavement, but his lawyer insists that Fritzl is no monster. Lawyer Rudolph Mayer insists that his client was only trying to create a second family when he locked … Continue reading