Yearly Archives: 2009

Meet Madonna’s Personal Trainer!

Posted on March 15, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Today I read a thing about Gwyneth’s expensive new gym in New York, and her partner/personal trainer, Tracy Anderson. Tracy is also Madonna’s personal trainer, and she takes credit for creating Madge’s controversial body. If you check out Tracy’s website, … Continue reading →

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“No Eating”

Posted on March 15, 2009 by Sister Wolf

No Eating is a powerful new play that has been described as a cross between No Exit and Gilligan’s Island, with echoes of Endgame in its theme of absurd futility. Starring Kate Moss, Karl Lagerfeld, Carine Roitfeld (not pictured) and … Continue reading →

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The Ethics of Hair Extensions

Posted on March 14, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Fergie is rocking* some unfortunate new hair extensions, but that’s not the worst of it. In the March issue of Allure magazine, you can learn about the business of hair extensions, and you will never feel the same about them. … Continue reading →

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Operation Bristol Palin

Posted on March 11, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Even though Mrs. Palin has an Agenda against me (see above) I am big-hearted enough to want to help Bristol, who is innocent of sin, mostly. According to reports, Bristol and Levi have split up, and it isn’t pretty. His … Continue reading →

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Thank God, I Hate It!

Posted on March 9, 2009 by Sister Wolf

What a relief to find some fur on the runway that I don’t want. These two numbers by Givenchy are repulsive, aren’t they? I’m sure Madonna will show up in one, so I’m already bracing myself. The one on the … Continue reading →

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A Friend For Erin Wasson!

Posted on March 8, 2009 by Sister Wolf

While dutifully checking out the monotonous stream of new arrivals at Revolve, I was drawn to the price of these pants: $429. What the hell? Then I saw the name of the designer, Kimberly Ovitz. If you live in L.A., … Continue reading →

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Lying About Books

Posted on March 6, 2009 by Sister Wolf

In a survey carried out for World Book Day, 65% of people have claimed to read a book they never read. The real figure should be closer to 100% but some people insist on lying about lying, obviously. Here are … Continue reading →

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You’ll Wear it, Don’t Argue

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Sister Wolf

The gods have spoken and it’s clear that by fall we’ll all be wearing black leather leggings, shaggy fur jackets and lethal high heels. At least we have two choices for the shoes: toe-exposing boots or something with fringe. I … Continue reading →

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Sting Ruins Everything

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Sting has always been on my Top Five hit-list, and he’s earned it the old fashioned way, by being a cunt. I’ve just read a quote of his that ranks above all his other crimes: “I think cancer – I’m … Continue reading →

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Chanel vs Me And You

Posted on March 2, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Jessica Kagan Cushman is in trouble if Karl and Co. find out about this cuff bracelet, which says “Ripped off by by Chanel.” When I was an eBay seller, I learned that Chanel protects its copyright so fiercely that eBay … Continue reading →

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