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And The Winner Is…
It’s childish looking because I was pretty stoned and I decided to use what I had at hand: sharpies, nail polish, and some little holiday stickers that came with some junk mail. I think it’s pretty good! Here’s a close … Continue reading
A Fetish We Can All Enjoy
Last night I discovered that I might be an unwitting member of the online Burqa Fetish Community. I had never been aware of this fetish, which seeks and celebrates “complete coverage.” I only knew that I like pictures of people … Continue reading
Exciting New Contest!
A neighbor just two houses away from us has put up this handmade sign, and in my opinion, she is asking for trouble. Make that begging for trouble. I feel duty-bound to oblige. Keep in mind there are no other … Continue reading
Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Annoying
Marina Abramovic, the self-proclaimed Grandmother of Performance Art, has published a memoir and is doing a lot of press to promote it. In a recent interview, she described an average day. At 7:30, after breakfast, she calls her “lover,” an … Continue reading
Look At My Jews Over Here!
Leonard Cohen has a new record coming out, and at 82, he reveals in a new interview that he is “ready to die.” Meanwhile, Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize for literature. You may not care for either artist … Continue reading
Poor Little Bear
I have been too sad lately. Too sad to stay awake and too sad to live. It comes and goes. When it doesn’t go, I get worried and even more despondent. It’s something to do with my genes and my … Continue reading
MTV Awards 2016 Exegesis
It was a night of big thighs and vigorous twerking, with white “artists” scoring a perfect zero. Kanye provided the obligatory dis to Taylor Swift in a short but obnoxious tribute to himself. Taylor is a bad sport, so in … Continue reading
The Wisdom Of Lock-Up Extended Stay
I watched Lock-Up Extended Stay the other night for the first time in years, having dismissed it as too voyeuristic and depressing. Now, it seems to be full of existential wisdom. You can view the prison as a metaphor for … Continue reading
Silver Linings: The Limited Edition DRAT Bag™
You know how people always want to find the silver lining of an awful situation, like “The Gift Of Cancer”? In that spirit, I’ve figured out how to make the most of the Disney World Alligator Tragedy, or DRAT for … Continue reading