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David Thomson: What a Fucking Cunt™!
In his New Biographical Dictionary of Film, British critic David Thomson says of actress Rachel Weisz: “Yes, she’s Jewish and unwilling to do anything to mask it – including putting a damper on her vigorous intellect.” Hahahaha! What a fucking … Continue reading
Abbey Lee, Baby Love
I don’t know about you, but I’ve figured out why I find Abby Lee Kershaw so irresistible. She looks like a baby. You know all those studies that demonstrate the appeal of baby-like faces? Because we’re instinctively drawn to baby … Continue reading
Two “It Girls” for the Price of One
Here is Vanessa Traina, an It Girl I’ve only just discovered thanks to a magazine editorial on her grotesque and pretentious crib, which features a large quantity of fur and a stuffed zebra. I was going to devote a full … Continue reading
Lazy Celebrity Post
I love it when Madge looks like this. I get a rush of endorphins that’s better than shopping or chocolate! Keep up the good work, girl! I also love seeing before and after pix of celebrities. But not when they … Continue reading
Lara, Ashley, or Georgia?
With three of them, I’m actually getting confused.
“The Camera Never Lies”
Sometimes I forget that people aren’t always what they seem to be online. Even more often, I forget that people don’t always look how they look online. We all get lucky in some photos and less lucky in others. A … Continue reading
Cultural Literacy 2.0
Today I mentioned something about Beth Ditto to my husband and he interjected: “Who’s Beth Ditto?” This triggered a pointless and irritating argument about What Most People Know and What Most People Don’t Know. I felt defensive, like he was … Continue reading
Tavi Rorschach Test
A reader asked me to explain why I don’t like Tavi, and while thinking this over I wondered: Is it okay to not like her? By “okay” I mean, politically acceptable, if not politically correct. I just don’t like her! … Continue reading
The Unending Awfullness of Courtney Love
Courtney Love has finally triumphed over bad plastic surgery and now looks like a generic Hollywood cougar. Kurt would be spinning in his grave if dead people could still be embarrassed. In any case, her offenses against his memory (not … Continue reading
Not Gala Darling: Natalia Fabia
I don’t know how to break it to Gala Darling, but there’s another pink-haired girl who loves glitter and tattoos and actually has a talent! Natalia Fabia lives in Los Angeles and paints hookers, among other subjects. She is an … Continue reading