Category Archives: Celebrities

Hot or Not

Posted on March 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I think I might be the only person in the world (besides Jesse James) who thinks this woman is hotter than Sandra Bullock. I just tried to get my husband to agree, but no dice. I don’t care if Sandra … Continue reading →

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The Cher Sighting

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Today, I went to Beverly Hills with the BFF and she had to hiss “Cher!” at me before I noticed Cher standing right by us in the Neiman Marcus shoe department! I turned to gawk at Cher, who looked just … Continue reading →

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The Face Problem

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

When I saw this picture today, showing Mackenzie Phillips‘ new face, I was so excited that I sent the link to my BFF. Apparently, Mackenzie   spent $50,000 on the new face, for laser resurfacing, cosmetic dental work, botox, etc etc. … Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”.   Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis 2010

Posted on March 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

God, what a bore! Where is Renee Zellweger, making that horrible face, when you need her? All I wanted was for James Cameron not to win, so I shouldn’t complain. But this year’s show was one of the blandest ever. … Continue reading →

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Alexa Chung / Lou Doillon

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What’s the difference between Alexa Chung and Lou Doillon? Okay, one looks more like a horse, but otherwise, is there that much of a difference? Why do we need two of them?

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Hands Off Shiloh!

Posted on March 6, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thanks to Iron Chic for calling my attention to this ridiculous cover story in Life & Style Weekly, my illustrious former employer. While the magazine is known for its fair and balanced, ahem, reporting, this story about Brad and Angie‘s … Continue reading →

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Due To Popular Request

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

It’s on! Cunt of the Week  will be a new feature, and you can nominate a candidate by writing to me at sisterwolf666@gmail.com. Sting set the bar pretty high, but let’s face it, he’s not the only cunt around. Years … Continue reading →

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Sting: What a Fucking Cunt™!

Posted on February 28, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Not just a fucking cunt, but a TOTAL fucking cunt. If you didn’t already hate him, it’s time to get on board. Sting was offered 2 millions pounds to perform in Uzbekistan for the glamorous daughter of its brutal dictator, … Continue reading →

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The Cowboy Thong Sandal

Posted on February 27, 2010 by Sister Wolf

A shoe that lives up to its name. Wrong on so many levels. And yet somehow I feel that Erin Wasson would love them.They might even be worse than the Gladiator Converse. Both signal the end of civilization. Neiman Marcus, … Continue reading →

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