Category Archives: Disorders

Suggestions for Jane™ 3-16-2011

Even though Jane is  understandably upset about Japan, there’s no reason to abandon the hunt for more shoes. “Never compromise on shoes!” is her credo, I believe. Here is an exercise in Goth Stupidity by Rick Owens, described by net-a-porter as … Continue reading

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What Do We Want From Charlie Sheen?

Even though we’re sick of him, admit it, we’re not  through  with him.   There’s already an app to block out Sheen and Sheenisms, so you’ll never have to see his name or face again online. At the same time, there is a … Continue reading

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What Would David Bowie Do?

Once upon a time, a belligerent German who I will call “Herr Mengele” decided to send out threatening letters to a large group of bloggers around the word, demanding money for infringing on his ‘copyright’. The bloggers, along with a … Continue reading

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Debbie Schlussel: Cunt of the Week!™

This choice is a no-brainer but that doesn’t mean it’s not deserved. Debbie Schlussel is an offensive lunatic whose existence was not on my radar until now. Here I thought that Mrs. Palin was the stupidest, most reprehensible woman in … Continue reading

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All Kinds of Fuckery!

First of all, I see that I foolishly omitted a blogger rocking the black-hat-with-shorts uniform. This one is called Stylorectic and she just had a baby. She seems to really, really love herself and that makes me uncomfortable. I think … Continue reading

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WTF Daphne Guinness?!

Turn up your speakers because she mumbles, and you don’t want to miss a word. I really don’t know what to say except Ugh.

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Rep. Giffords Speaks About Violence

What an intelligent, eloquent woman.   The anti-Palin, one might say.

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Levi’s For the Advanced Curator

“Levi’s red 1st giant fit jean from the first Levi’s red collection in blue denim. This jean is the oversized fit of the 3 different fits from this collection. The features of this jean are the cinch back, the low … Continue reading

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David Thomson: What a Fucking Cunt™!

In his New Biographical Dictionary of Film, British critic David Thomson says of actress Rachel Weisz: “Yes, she’s Jewish and unwilling to do anything to mask it – including putting a damper on her vigorous intellect.” Hahahaha! What a fucking … Continue reading

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Yes, a Hideous Shoe Post

Here is another offering from the cynical monster known as Jeffrey Campbell.   Each time he comes out with one of these, he is slapping his knee and laughing. He wants to see how far he can push today’s brainwashed consumerettes. … Continue reading

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