Category Archives: Fashion

Suggestions for Jane™ 3-16-2011

Even though Jane is  understandably upset about Japan, there’s no reason to abandon the hunt for more shoes. “Never compromise on shoes!” is her credo, I believe. Here is an exercise in Goth Stupidity by Rick Owens, described by net-a-porter as … Continue reading

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The Ugly Pig Diversion!

Did Daphne Guinness call Victoria Beckham an Ugly Pig or not, that is the question.   And what a welcome distraction! I needed to cleanse my brain’s palate, between world crises, and the Daphne-Posh imbroglio is the perfect sorbet. When you … Continue reading

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J. JS Lee

Monastic minimalism from J. JS Lee for Fall 2011. You could add color to these elegant somber looks with the bright green suede boots we are   all waiting for. And you can add the brand’s black  leather  satchel, for a chic  masculine  look with … Continue reading

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Move Over Godfrey and Andrej: David Chiang

He’s hot, Asian, and androgynous. He’s friends with Andrej. Maybe they talk about their hair? If the Lord didn’t want me to long for David Chiang, He wouldn’t have given me eyes.

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Open-Back Boots

I was going to pose the question, “These boots would be good for ___”, but Net-a-porter has already explained it! “LD Tuttle’s open-back taupe leather boots exude directional downtown cool.” So the mystery is solved.   They are good for for … Continue reading

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The Unbearable Luxury of Hermes

My key impression of the Hermes Fall 2011 photos was : This shit is for rich people who want you to know it. The outfits scream. “Fuck you! I have money!” Other designers also reek of big money but at  least  it’s … Continue reading

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Tomboy Style

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 My first reaction to this collection was: Give me those fucking shoes! It’s nothing to do with trends. I can’t walk in heels and a nice pointy oxford is my holy grail. This whole Teddy … Continue reading

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Red

Hakaan Fall 2011. Do you love it or do you love it??

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Lace Peplum Shorts

I would pay $1,595 for these shorts if ___________. Jen Kao at Shopbop.

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Sister Wolf Shopping Network 2

Pendent – SOLD Biba blouse – SOLD

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