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Effortless Chic!
This photo, for me, is the ultimate in street-style douche-girls. Is there a name for female douches? I’m sure she’s a very nice person in real life. I’m just saying, the thing she projects to me is “Look! I’m a … Continue reading
Two “It Girls” for the Price of One
Here is Vanessa Traina, an It Girl I’ve only just discovered thanks to a magazine editorial on her grotesque and pretentious crib, which features a large quantity of fur and a stuffed zebra. I was going to devote a full … Continue reading
Sheer Awful Fuckery
WHY? Forget about the crimes of concept and execution. (i.e., the fact that they even exist.) Why the fuck are these awful pants called “Strapless Jumper?” Aren’t they already baffling enough? It’s like they’re trying to kill me. $187 at … Continue reading
Leather Sweatpants
Of course, leather sweatpants, duh, what a no-brainer! Who would like to try their hand at some Refinery 29 style prose for this…wardrobe essential? ($895 at Shopbop.)
Fashion’s Axis of Evil?
This photo from Paris Vogue doesn’t offend me, but the philosophy behind it does. Are you surprised that it was shot by Tom Ford and styled by Carine Roitfeld? All that’s missing is their good friend Terry Richardson, whose last … Continue reading
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Explain the Open Toe
Suede boots with shearling trim and a contrasting rib-knit shaft. Ugh, fine, fur and knit for warmth…..but why the open toe?! Anyone who buys these boots ($1,300 Guiseppe Zanotti for Thakoon) is out of her fucking mind.
Trending: Wealthy Asian Mom Bloggers
This is Tina, from Bag Snob. This is Mr. Freddie’s Mom, taking a little break. Here is the Life In Travel lady. All three bloggers have young children they adore. All three love to travel and pose. And pose. And … Continue reading
Lanvin H&M Apathy
I am the only person in the whole world who doesn’t care about Lanvin for H&M. What an isolating feeling. I am out of step with my culture. I am still tormented by longing for consumer goods, but I can’t … Continue reading
In its Own League of Awesome
(That’s how Solestruck describes this new creation by style butcher Jeffrey Campbell.) I like how this view features chipped toenail polish! But the very best thing of all is the strict directive: “Limit 3 per customer.“
The Shoe Motherlode
Everyone probably knows about this but me. However just in case I’m not alone in my ignorance, there is a Virtual Shoe Museum where you can marvel at weird shoes all day long! Check out William (Boy) Habraken‘s collection of … Continue reading