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Happy As A Werewolf
Earlier this month, I came across a story about a family in Nepal who suffer from a genetic disorder known as Congenital Hypertrichosis Lanuginosa (CHL). It causes excessive body hair growth and is sometimes referred to as “werewolf syndrome.” The … Continue reading
The Ass Age
We have entered The Ass Age, and The Apocalypse is sure to follow. I would like it to hurry up. I’m not certain about the beginning of The Ass Age. Jennifer Lopez was the precursor many years ago but no … Continue reading
Dog Dementia
My dog is senile. He is sixteen years old, even though we refused to admit he was getting on. Living in denial was easy until he lost his mind. Poor Pico! He is completely nuts. He doesn’t know what he’s … Continue reading
Remembering Jane Aldridge
Those were the days, right? I haven’t thought about her until recently, when someone wrote to me, urging me to catch up on her antics. I was too lazy to bother. But on July 11, I tweeted this: Less than … Continue reading
Stalked By A Gigantic Ass
I can’t stand it. There is no escape. It’s everywhere and it keeps coming after me. I hate it. I need it to go away. The blank face, too. Why has it come to this? Explain.
Piggies!
It wasn’t until I had my second child that I discovered the joy of piggies. He thought they were cute and longed for a pig as a pet. I didn’t feel we could handle a pet pig, even though my … Continue reading
Crazy Mother: A Tragedy in Torrance
Carol Coronado, 30, stabbed her three young children to death and then got into bed with them. The children ranged in age from 2 1/2 to 2 months old. That is red flag number one. Earlier that morning, Carol had … Continue reading
Waxing And Words = Pain And Pleasure
I received a price-list in the mail for a new waxing salon in my neighborhood. As a child of the sixties, I am innocent of the ins and outs of waxing. All I know is that is hurts and I … Continue reading
Could It Be Low T?
If you live in the US and watch TV, you have been bombarded with commercials touting drugs for low testosterone. Never mind that doctors agree only a small proportion of men – about 0.5% – need testosterone therapy. The ads … Continue reading