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You’re Gonna be So Stoked
Remember how rad you felt when you found out that Gnarlitude’s Old Man was learning to be a taxidermist? Well, how stoked are you to see this picture of him working on these dead coyotes! No wonder she’s so proud. … Continue reading
Let’s Discuss Body Image
Of all the style bloggers who’ve been brought to my attention recently, this one disturbes me the most. I don’t want to link to her or hurt her feelings. I just want her to eat! How can one become so … Continue reading
A Night Out
On a rare night out with my husband, we drove to an independent bookshop where a guy we like was reading an excerpt from his new book. I felt tentatively hopeful. I almost never go out in the evening. I … Continue reading
Do You Want to be a Pony?
Neither do I! But a whole lot of people are working hard at this very moment to perfect their gait and spruce up their saddles in preparation for some exciting “ponyplay.” Why am I the last one to find out … Continue reading
Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan
Why can’t I feel bad for poor Lindsay? I think it’s the duck lips. They just make me mad. Who asked her to get these lips? She messed up her face out of sheer greed! She had nice lips, but … Continue reading
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Tagged duck lips, Linda Lovelace, Lindsay Lohan
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Neverending Trauma
Today some woman called from the medical supply company to talk about Max’s wheelchair. She wanted to schedule a pick-up time, since the insurance company won’t pay for the rental “once the client has passed.” I don’t want to hear … Continue reading
Again With the Alex Wang
A thoughtful girl named Lauren sent a link to these achingly ugly monstrosities by our friend Al Wang. They’re at Opening Ceremony for only $925. The description begins: “alexander wang knows a thing or two about what a girl wants.” … Continue reading
Best Blog Comment in the History of the World
***Image removed at request of owner, although I maintain my rights under the fair use law*** (identities concealed to protect the guilty) Kim { 06.21.10 at 11:22 AM } I’ve followed your blog for ages now. and just when I … Continue reading
Can We Talk?
Here are the results of Mom’s hard work redecorating the family crib. Follow directions CAREFULLY. 1. Click on photos to expand to full size. 2. Don’t scream if you’re at work. 3. Find one item you would like to see … Continue reading
Bulletin From the Gulf Coast
From Heidi: Thank you, Sister Wolf, for inviting me to blog about the Gulf Oil Catastrophe. None of the words I use seem powerful enough to convey the complete and utter horror of the situation. Catastrophe will have to suffice. … Continue reading