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Mrs. Palin is Out of Her Mind
Mrs. Palin gave a speech the other day, appearing with her new BFF, Michael Reagan, who is one unhinged windbag. I know it’s distasteful, and also too it’s scary, but if you can gather your strength for a few minutes, … Continue reading
Another Winner From Shopbop
This is the Pepper Skirt by Leyendecker, $297. It managed to stump the Shopbop copywriter, who can usually rise to the occasion. She may be having some sort of mental breakdown, and who can blame her with shit like this … Continue reading
Andrew Krasnow: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Okay, so Andrew Krasnow is an ‘artist’ whose medium is human skin. His ‘work’ is made from the skin of White men who have donated their bodies to science. Apparently, the left over skin can be purchased at auction. Eoow. … Continue reading
An Apology From Sister Wolf
I would like to apologize for the state of California, its idiotic voters and its supreme court, on this black day in our history. I did my best to prevent the election of a stupid body builder as Governor of … Continue reading
Death & Anger Updates
I just stupidly clicked on an ad that asked “Why so angry?” and ended up here. UGH, now I’m even angrier! Fuck you, happier.com! If I wanted a bowl of flowers, I’d go get one. That’s the anger part. ~ … Continue reading
Antichrist, Anyone?
I admire Lars Von Trier more for his pranks than his artistry, although I thought Dogville was pretty brilliant. Breaking the Waves, Dancing in the Dark, nope, not for me. Too much angst, too little catharsis. Now, his new film … Continue reading
Who the Hell are John and Kate?
There are too many names out there, and it’s getting way too hard to keep up. Who are these John and Kate people who are now having marital problems? I saw one of them on TV last night, and she … Continue reading
The Horror of Unemployment
Having been laid off from a job that paid $500 an hour, I am reduced to looking for work at craigslist. Here is some actual correspondence from this week, typos included, edited only to protect my identity. Hello, I am … Continue reading
The Shoe Challenge
Okay. Pony fur, check. Rhinestones, check. Diamonds (?!), check. Gladiator straps, check. Absurd price, check. Is there a worse shoe, ( not counting this one from Topshop, which I’m sure is a little joke and not really a shoe, as … Continue reading
Mrs. P’s Book Deal
It stands to reason that a fucking moron with no facility for the English language would be offered several million dollars to write a book. Robert Barnett, the attorney who brokered the deal with HarperCollins, is also quite the linguist. … Continue reading