Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

John Mayer, Thy Name is Douche

Posted on August 20, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I know that in the grand scheme of things, celebrities don’t matter, but once in a while they intrude upon my thoughts and sicken me more than a hideous display of fringed boots at Nordstrom. John Mayer is not just … Continue reading →

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Intervention

Posted on August 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A federal appeals court in San Francisco ruled Friday that a parolee cannot be obliged to attend an AA or AA-affiliated program as a condition of staying out of prison. For those who believe that 12 step programs are indeed … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Ed Hardy

Posted on August 9, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Have you ever marveled at the unmitigated grotesque awfulness that is Ed Hardy? This brand and its ugly stepsister, Christian Audigier, are not only repulsive to the eye, but really expensive, too. I showed the t-shirt above to my teenager, … Continue reading →

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Just Admit It, Already!

Posted on August 8, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Every night, I am glued to the TV while Nancy Grace sneers and yells into the camera that Casey whatshername is lying about the whereabouts of her two year old daughter Caley. No shit, Nancy! The mom did it! The … Continue reading →

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Lanvin, Weasels, and Romance

Posted on August 4, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Would you wear this weasel fur jacket by Lanvin?   How about if it costs $13,000?   Is Alber Elbaz having a little joke with himself?   How many weasels were involved, do you think? I’m sure I’m a despicable hypocrite for loving … Continue reading →

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It’s All Vomit

Posted on August 1, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A review in Slate of the new film Brideshead Revisited refers to its “vomitous stupidity.” This is almost like a recommendation, at least as a rental. How stupid does something have to be to achieve vomitousness? Then, in an instance … Continue reading →

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Hideous Shoes To Brighten Your Life

Posted on July 27, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Earlier today, I was very annoyed by a crazy bitch who’s been taunting me online. But then I realized that if I had to go around kicking the ass of every single person I’ve somehow pissed off, I’d have no … Continue reading →

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Men Who Love Dolls

Posted on July 25, 2008 by Sister Wolf

A friend gave me a heads-up to watch a documentary on BBC America called “Love Me, Love My Doll.” It focuses on some men who have ‘fallen in love’ with their life-sized dolls.   Let me say, this is nothing like … Continue reading →

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Horrible Celebrity Baby Names II

Posted on July 22, 2008 by Sister Wolf

While laying in my death-bed, I’ve been able to read the new Vogue magazine with a fine-tooth comb, so to speak. It’s filled with horror this month. I haven’t even begun to dissect its many insults, but a feature on … Continue reading →

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Pain Journal: Part III

Posted on July 19, 2008 by Sister Wolf

My best friend washed my hair last night. It was matted and vomitty and she poured water over my head that ran down my back and drenched my borrowed dress. It was sublime. Today my sister came over and shaved … Continue reading →

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