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Grammys 2016 Exegesis
Torture. Continue reading
What Is The Word For Donald Trump?
The schlonging finally got me. It’s just too much. The schlonging and the taunt about Hillary Clinton going to the bathroom. The Wall Street Journal calls it ‘potty talk.’ Potty Talk, from a Presidential candidate??? How can we take this, … Continue reading
Is Your Pubic Hair Silky?
Three young women noticed a vacuum in the marketplace for pubic hair grooming products, and voila! They formed a company to right that wrong, called Fur. Because money. Wait, I’m so sorry, I meant to say, because why shouldn’t we … Continue reading
2015 VMA Awards Exegesis
The horror, right? It was mostly non-stop horror, with the exception of Kanye West‘s comic turn. Poor Kanye! He could talk forever and never make sense. That is his genius. I tired to explain to my husband why I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, irritants, News
Tagged awards, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift
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Calibrating Distress
For those of you who use ‘social media,’ did you notice how quickly concern for the dead lion evoked angry complaints that ‘black lives matter?’ People weren’t done mourning for whoever they were mourning for and they resented the outrage … Continue reading
The Awfulness Inside The Awfulness
Let’s say your dad is a tattooed bully with pierced nipples who had a nasty divorce from your mom before you were even born, and later leaves you with his new wife four days a week. Let’s say you changed … Continue reading
Getting Over Bruce and Caitlyn
How much longer do we have to hear about Caitlyn Jenner? It was fun for a moment, I’ll admit it. I’m as much of a ghoul as the next man when it comes to sensational news stories and celebrities. It’s … Continue reading
2015 Billboard Awards Exegesis
Taylor Smith Must Die. Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News, Rants
Tagged awful music, Iggy Azalea, Taylor Swift, unbearable shit
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Don’t Smack Your Kid Around, Hero Mother
At first I thought that video of the angry Baltimore mother smacking her teenage son was kind of comical. I was a little embarrassed for the mother, who came off like a stereotype over-the-top ghetto mom, screaming about I’ll hit … Continue reading
Happy As A Werewolf
Earlier this month, I came across a story about a family in Nepal who suffer from a genetic disorder known as Congenital Hypertrichosis Lanuginosa (CHL). It causes excessive body hair growth and is sometimes referred to as “werewolf syndrome.” The … Continue reading