Category Archives: News

Golden Globes 2012 Exegesis

Posted on January 15, 2012 by Sister Wolf

God it was boring but I must uphold the tradition so here it is: Johnny Depp has finally jumped the shark, hotness-wise, but Ewan McGregor and Colin Firth were very do-able. Madonna tried to get back at Ricky Gervaise for … Continue reading →

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Parsing the Hate

Posted on January 10, 2012 by Sister Wolf

If you’ve been following the Republican debates, you have been amused, nauseated, and enraged. You have probably shifted in your ranking of which candidate is the stupidest or most repugnant. It’s almost like watching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: … Continue reading →

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What is the point of Herman Cain?

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Sister Wolf

What is the point of this guy??? Why don’t the Republicans nominate Bishop Don instead? He’s got the charisma, the likability thing, the business acumen, and possibly a better grasp of   foreign relations. I’m sick of that stupid arrogant pizza … Continue reading →

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A Big Rock and a Bunch of Idiots

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Sister Wolf

The Los Angeles County Museum of Art has acquired, in its wisdom, a 340 ton granite boulder that will form the centerpiece of Michael Heizer‘s massive outdoor sculpture, “Levitated Mass.” LACMA director Michael Govan points out that the huge rock … Continue reading →

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Christians, Curses, and Cannibals

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Meet Cindy Jacobs, a self-proclaimed prophet and right-wing supporter of fellow moron Gov. Rick Perry. Watch her explain how Rick Perry’s Jesuspalooza broke the curse of “Native American Cannibals.” Cindy and other members of the Apostolic Reformation movement will descend … Continue reading →

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Just Answer This Question

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Beyonce celebrated her 30th birthday on her yacht in Italy, with family and a few close friends. Her close friend Gwyneth (??) was seen giving Beyonce an envelope.   Look how happy she is after she opens it! I need to … Continue reading →

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What’s the Drinking Word?

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Sister Wolf

I’m excited about (i.e. dreading) tonight’s debate among the Republican presidential candidates.   For those of you who plan to watch, what’s the drinking word??

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Older, No Wiser

Posted on September 2, 2011 by Sister Wolf

I forgot to say that Sunday was my birthday. Now I am 58 and none the wiser. My husband took me to a huge botanica where I squealed with pleasure at the racks and racks of magical oils and candles. … Continue reading →

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MTV Awards 2011 Exegesis

Posted on August 28, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, what a fucking travesty. I’ll try to break it down for you. A large group of untalented people “sang” awful songs for an enthusiastic audience of vacuous industry types. Lady Gaga pretended to be The Fonz and wouldn’t … Continue reading →

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Send in the Clowns

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Sister Wolf

“Rick Perry is like George Bush without the ethics or intelligence”   – Jim Hightower Michelle Bachman poses with her children and her gay homophobic husband. Who wouldn’t want these fine Christians in the White House? And here are Mrs. Palin’s … Continue reading →

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