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What’s the Drinking Word?
I’m excited about (i.e. dreading) tonight’s debate among the Republican presidential candidates. For those of you who plan to watch, what’s the drinking word??
Older, No Wiser
I forgot to say that Sunday was my birthday. Now I am 58 and none the wiser. My husband took me to a huge botanica where I squealed with pleasure at the racks and racks of magical oils and candles. … Continue reading
MTV Awards 2011 Exegesis
Oh god, what a fucking travesty. I’ll try to break it down for you. A large group of untalented people “sang” awful songs for an enthusiastic audience of vacuous industry types. Lady Gaga pretended to be The Fonz and wouldn’t … Continue reading
Send in the Clowns
“Rick Perry is like George Bush without the ethics or intelligence” – Jim Hightower Michelle Bachman poses with her children and her gay homophobic husband. Who wouldn’t want these fine Christians in the White House? And here are Mrs. Palin’s … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Rants
Tagged bigots, Christians, liars, morons, politics
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Ask a Man
One of the exciting new features you can look forward to here will be the convenience of A Man to answer your questions regarding male behavior. The feature will be called Ask a Man, and written by my friend Romeo, … Continue reading
Let’s Just be Mad
“Filming began Tuesday on “Oz: The Great and Powerful,” the star-studded new-spin prequel to “The Wizard of Oz,” in Michigan, Disney announced. James Franco takes the lead as the young pre-Wizard, a magician who finds himself cast off into Oz. There … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged idiots, James Franco, movies, Stupid fucking idiots
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Let’s Cast the Trial!
If you live in the US, I’ll assume that you’re following the Casey Anthony murder trial. If you live somewhere else, you don’t know what you’re missing! The trial has everything you could possibly ask for, except for O. J. … Continue reading
Weiner Dog
Anthony Weiner is a gift from god for people like me who are struggling with depression. His predicament (no pun intended) is so bizarre and tawdry, and yet Shakespearean. If character is destiny, Weiner is screwed, or as he would put … Continue reading
Lars Von Trier: A prankster, not a Nazi
After a silly press conference in Cannes to promote his new film, Director Lars Von Trier has been officially banned from the film festival for his absurdist remarks about Hitler. Reading his “10 most controversial statements” I think it should be clear to … Continue reading
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What a Fucking Cunt!™
Godammit, I told you so!. I can’t stand Arnold and I have never figured out why people believe he is anything other than a big stupid moron. The myth that Arnold is “actually very smart” is just preposterous! Fuck! Way … Continue reading