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An Apology From Sister Wolf
I would like to apologize for the state of California, its idiotic voters and its supreme court, on this black day in our history. I did my best to prevent the election of a stupid body builder as Governor of … Continue reading
Death & Anger Updates
I just stupidly clicked on an ad that asked “Why so angry?” and ended up here. UGH, now I’m even angrier! Fuck you, happier.com! If I wanted a bowl of flowers, I’d go get one. That’s the anger part. ~ … Continue reading
Men Love Skirts & Rachel Bilson’s Chanel
When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited. What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne. Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts: David … Continue reading
Antichrist, Anyone?
I admire Lars Von Trier more for his pranks than his artistry, although I thought Dogville was pretty brilliant. Breaking the Waves, Dancing in the Dark, nope, not for me. Too much angst, too little catharsis. Now, his new film … Continue reading
Chloe Sevigny Advisory!
QUICK! DROP EVERTHING! Opening Ceremony will let you pre-order your Chloe Sevigny buckle boots if you act now! There will be no returns or exchanges, but so what, you will do as you’re told and buy these damn shoes if … Continue reading
Mrs. P’s Book Deal
It stands to reason that a fucking moron with no facility for the English language would be offered several million dollars to write a book. Robert Barnett, the attorney who brokered the deal with HarperCollins, is also quite the linguist. … Continue reading
Look Sexy, But Say No
Thanks to the diligence of Palingates, I’m now aware of The Candie’s Foundation, the organization that hired Bristol Palin as a poster girl for teenage abstinence. If there’s not enough hypocrisy in Bristol Palin telling teenagers not to have sex, … Continue reading
Living With Your Face
When I saw this picture today, I was transfixed. When I saw Connie Culp on the news tonight, I was stunned. As “the nation’s first face transplant recipient,” here’s what she said: Don’t judge people who don’t look the same … Continue reading
The Meaning of Susan Boyle, Part 2
So Susan Boyle has not only groomed her eyebrows, but get this: SHE BOUGHT A NEW LIPSTICK! I’m trying not to read any more stories or opinions about Susan Boyle, but I slipped up today. The Daily Mail is making … Continue reading
Couple of the Week
61 year old fatwa-survivor Salman Rushdie parties with actress girlfriend Pia Glenn, 32. She admits that she’s impressed by Rushdie’s Booker Prize. He, on the other hand, ———————- (complete this sentence.)