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My Fat Ass!
I was very pleased to hear that poor Megan McCain told that bitch Laura Ingraham to kiss her fat ass! I thought about it as I trudged through a shitload of ‘Obey’ products on Karmaloop while checking our the new … Continue reading
Special Olympics Fuss
Oh god, President Obama made a joke comparing his bowling ineptitude to the Special Olympics. Big deal! Now we have to hear everyone talking shit about it, not only people like Mrs. Palin but normal people, too! This sanctimonious PC … Continue reading
Fritzl Trial: Quote of the Day
Nutcase Joseph Fritzl is finally on trial for rape, incest, murder and enslavement, but his lawyer insists that Fritzl is no monster. Lawyer Rudolph Mayer insists that his client was only trying to create a second family when he locked … Continue reading
Operation Bristol Palin
Even though Mrs. Palin has an Agenda against me (see above) I am big-hearted enough to want to help Bristol, who is innocent of sin, mostly. According to reports, Bristol and Levi have split up, and it isn’t pretty. His … Continue reading
Thank God, I Hate It!
What a relief to find some fur on the runway that I don’t want. These two numbers by Givenchy are repulsive, aren’t they? I’m sure Madonna will show up in one, so I’m already bracing myself. The one on the … Continue reading
Academy Awards 2009 Exigesis
I don’t know about you, but I loved this year’s show. It’s the first one in years that wasn’t a grim chore to sit through. Hugh “I’m not gay” Jackman was a delightful host, relieving one from the effort of … Continue reading
Travis the Chimp: R.I.P.
Whenever chimps go on a rampage, nobody wins. Poor Travis the Chimp was shot to death by a policeman after attacking a friend of his lifelong owner. But that’s not the whole story. Earlier in the day, Travis annoyed his … Continue reading
When Popes Go Bad
What do you expect from a German Pope? You get what you pay for! Here is the lunatic that Pope Ratty brought back in to the fold. Watch how turned on Bishop Williamson gets as he warms to the subject … Continue reading
Phil Spector, Shoes and Suicide
It’s hard to believe that Phil Spector (above with his crazy wife Rachelle) is STILL on trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson. But on Friday, the prosecution rested its case against him. The last person to testify was Lana … Continue reading
Blogger Pajama Party!
Yesterday, my friend Suebob notified me that a meme was spreading throughout bloggerdom, called “Grace in 5 things.” She told me to google it. The idea is that everybody post a daily list of five things they are grateful for. … Continue reading