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Blogger Pajama Party!
Yesterday, my friend Suebob notified me that a meme was spreading throughout bloggerdom, called “Grace in 5 things.” She told me to google it. The idea is that everybody post a daily list of five things they are grateful for. … Continue reading
Pastor Schmastor:Leave God Out of Government!
Sometimes I can’t believe what an idiot I am! Here I’ve been getting madder and madder about Obama’s decision to leave Rev. Gene Robinson’s opening prayer out of HBO’s coverage of the events at the Lincoln Memorial yesterday. The Presidential … Continue reading
Love, Boobs and Antidepressants
I have been reading about neurochemistry and the effect of serotonin on relationships, and some new studies suggest that antidepressants are not the free lunch some of us were hoping for. Not only do the SSRI drugs dampen the libido, … Continue reading
Don’t Give Blake the Money, No No No!
Finally! For all of us who’ve been praying for Amy Winehouse to unload Blake Incarcerated, our prayers have been answered. Thank you, Lord, for saving our Amy from that rotten little scumbag, who now wants a divorce and half of … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis
Since some people have actual lives, I am once again providing a summary of the Golden Globes Awards, having sat through most of it in a stupor when I wasn’t busy peeing or getting snacks. It was a pretty dull … Continue reading
Who’s a Bigger Cunt?
As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn’t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam’s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight. This got me to wondering, on … Continue reading
Outing John Travolta
I’ve been meaning to write about this for a long time, but I guess I wasn’t mad enough. John Travolta should have been outed, and not for being gay. His insistence that his son Jett, now dead at 16, wasn’t … Continue reading
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Bristol Gets a New Baby
As you all know by now, Bristol Palin has “delivered” a healthy baby boy named Tripp. What you may not know is that I am a highly regarded journalist in my spare time, and here are the facts: On December … Continue reading
Why Did God Make Rick Warren?
I’m not happy about Obama’s choice of Rick Warren to deliver the invocation at his inauguration. Why is there an “invocation” anyway, and why does religion have a place in the inauguration? If religion plays a role in this event, … Continue reading
Should We Blame Mrs. Palin?
Needless to say, I was thrilled to hear that Levi “the Impregnator” Johnston’s mom was busted for drugs in Wasilla. Sherry Johnston has been charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving Oxycontin, a drug commonly known as ‘hillbilly heroin.” … Continue reading