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Epiphanies From My Vacation
We traveled to another state for a family visit and it was an experience rich with epiphanies. Here are the ones I can remember: 1. I have zero fear of flying and no anxiety about things going wrong. I sat … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Religion
Tagged crazy bitches, epiphanies, handbags, lingerie
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The Ass Age
We have entered The Ass Age, and The Apocalypse is sure to follow. I would like it to hurry up. I’m not certain about the beginning of The Ass Age. Jennifer Lopez was the precursor many years ago but no … Continue reading
Jews!
My favorite aspect of the Borat character is his antisemitism. Naturally, my appreciation of this relies on the knowledge that Sacha Baron Cohen is Jewish. And the more Jewish I feel, the more I feel at liberty to mock Jewishness. … Continue reading
Whole Foods Adventure
Whenever I walk to Whole Foods with friends, we have an adventure, and not just the one where tall thin women ram you with their shopping carts. This time, it was a guy with an enormous didgeridoo. We had … Continue reading
I Told You He Was a Cunt!
It’s about time that cunt resigned. I can’t believe he’ll get immunity.
Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Religion, revenge
Tagged Cunt of the Week ™, cunts, Nazis
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Paul Ryan: What a Fucking Cunt™!
Oh, snap! After insisting that his obsession with Ayn Rand is an “urban legend,” a tape has surfaced in which Ryan gushes about Ayn Rand’s philosophy: “It’s inspired me so much that it’s required reading in my office for all … Continue reading
Lost Earring
Last night I realized that one of my favorite earrings is missing. It so happens that I only wear one of the earrings at a time, because Keith Richards is still my fashion muse. It’s a long safety pin earring … Continue reading
Baptize me.
As Whitney Houston keeps dying on TV, I am transfixed by envy, bitterness, and grief. Her narrative has been transformed from the tragic untimely death of a dope addict to an adoring farewell to an angel. And why not? She … Continue reading
Visits From the Other Side
* © Jack Bell Gallery In the ever-changing world of the Yoruba people of southwestern Nigeria, one thing that remains consistent is a close connection with their ancestors. The ancestral spirits of the Yoruba are much more than just dead … Continue reading
The Eyebrow Lady
Today I went to my favorite beauty supply shop, on a street in a wealthy community where everyone is too thin and the people sitting outside Peete’s Coffee are talking to their agents on their iPhones. It’s a great shop that carries … Continue reading