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Guest Author: Lucas Revolution
I received a newsletter from Lucas on the road, and I’d like to share his adventures with you. I hope he won’t mind. (He can always file a restraining order.) ~ Dear Friends and Lovers, I made it. Today I … Continue reading
Troubled Teen III: Institution!
Whenever I hear the word “institutionalized” my brain starts playing the old Suicidal Tendencies anthem. All I wanted was a Pepsi!!!! Lately, someone has been exclaiming, “Sister Wolf was once institutionalized!” I assume this refers to the time I entered … Continue reading
Free Speech and My Hair
Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself. ~ Salmon Rushdie
Arbiters of Fashion
These two women can tell us how to dress because _______________.
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Words
Tagged Anna del Russo, Carine Roitfeld, hideous crap
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The Word is Dickhead
Thanks to finding this video here, I now know there’s a word for everything I hate online (because I am largely protected from it in real life.) DICKHEADS! Everywhere you go, these Dickheads are there, ruining everything.
Meet Monique
Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading
Comments For Gala Darling 9-16-2010
It has been brought to my attention that the blogger known as Gala Darling has stopped taking comments, as if I’m the fucking Minister of Comments. Fine. I took the time to read Ms. Darling’s emotional manifesto regarding her controversial … Continue reading
The Good Old Days
Way back in time, when life was still silly and fun, I created a character on MySpace called Brad Boner. For some reason, he was obsessed with U2. I just remembered him tonight, and I had a good laugh at … Continue reading
Not Monkey Fur And Yet
I need this goat fur skirt because __________________. $924 at Shopbop.
Aftermath
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. It feels grandiose to use the words of Martin Luther King on the subject of blogging, but I can’t think of anything … Continue reading