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Shoe-Speak
Ash studded heel sneaker bootie. $220 at Neiman Marcus. “When we saw these clever studded sneakers our wardrobe creativity couldn’t help but kick in and we know it’ll be the same for you.” Translated into English, the quote above means: … Continue reading
Goony Tries a Head Tilt
Eh, I’m not feeling it. Don’t compromise your trademark stance, Goony Bird! If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (Or as Max liked to say, If it ain’t broke, break it.)
Way Too Gnarly
“Really love the studded coat that closed the show, it just reminds me of ALL my friends growing up and their leathers. As much as it makes me laugh to see our teenage looks adopted into the fashion world everywhere, … Continue reading
Look Like a Horsey at Two Price Points
If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous? (Cheap Monday, $87 at Shopbop) Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own … Continue reading
Guest Author: Lucas Revolution
I received a newsletter from Lucas on the road, and I’d like to share his adventures with you. I hope he won’t mind. (He can always file a restraining order.) ~ Dear Friends and Lovers, I made it. Today I … Continue reading
Troubled Teen III: Institution!
Whenever I hear the word “institutionalized” my brain starts playing the old Suicidal Tendencies anthem. All I wanted was a Pepsi!!!! Lately, someone has been exclaiming, “Sister Wolf was once institutionalized!” I assume this refers to the time I entered … Continue reading
Free Speech and My Hair
Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself. ~ Salmon Rushdie
Arbiters of Fashion
These two women can tell us how to dress because _______________.
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Words
Tagged Anna del Russo, Carine Roitfeld, hideous crap
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The Word is Dickhead
Thanks to finding this video here, I now know there’s a word for everything I hate online (because I am largely protected from it in real life.) DICKHEADS! Everywhere you go, these Dickheads are there, ruining everything.
Meet Monique
Remember an avid troll commenter called Monique, who returned again and again to let me know what a stupid and pathetic untalented jealous loser I am? Remember when she passed on a message from her friend Gretchen that “my cunt … Continue reading