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Let’s Try Something New
Ahem. Let the meeting come to order! First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, revenge, Words
Tagged crazy people, eyebrows, people who are jealous of Sister Wolf
268 Comments
I Won, So There!
After all my labor at Refinery 29, I won a contest at Fashion Intel! Yay! I haven’t had a watch since I lost mine in January, so this is the perfect prize. Some bitch castigated me for entering the Refinery … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 8-3-2010
Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides. Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner … Continue reading
Kourtney and like, Kim
I’m like watching the Kardashian girls on TV and it’s like so full of drama! Kourtney is like so mad at that douche who knocked her up and like Kim wants her to like face reality? And like Kourt’s baby … Continue reading
The Perfect Template!
They forget the monkey fur, but otherwise, perfect, don’t you think?
Cunt of the Week™: Cyril Style
Listen, I don’t know who “Cyril Style” is either, but he’s a complete cunt. In describing a series of photos by Julia Chesky called “The Original Hipster,” featuring a homeless guy in New York, Cyril notes: Personally I have always … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Rants, Words
Tagged Cunt of the Weekâ„¢, cunts, Erin Wasson, homeless people
79 Comments
Achingly Cool
Today, I came across the term “achingly cool” three times. The first time, it was applied to these striped shoes. I don’t think I’ve ever heard it before, but like “effortlessly chic” I think it’s a description that label’s the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Rants, Words
Tagged awful words, Daphne Guinness, Goth fashion
79 Comments
How Dare I Keep Going
All my devoted trolls are demanding that I go away and mourn. But the problem is, there’s no way to implement this. Mourning isn’t a thing you do in a black dress. Maybe they want me to spend all day … Continue reading
A Night Out
On a rare night out with my husband, we drove to an independent bookshop where a guy we like was reading an excerpt from his new book. I felt tentatively hopeful. I almost never go out in the evening. I … Continue reading
Can I Win a Pop of Pastel?
Yes, I have entered another contest at Refinery 29. All I have to do is come up with the best outfit for an outdoor party. Simple, right? Outdoor parties are my fucking life! The prize is a bottle of the … Continue reading