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Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!
Nothing relieves the tension and agony of this election like a good laugh, and you can get your fill by watching these excerpts of an interview Mrs. P gave to some Christian Broadcasting guy. She probably thinks that only her … Continue reading
Sarah Palin Diary
Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading
It’s the Stupidity, Stupid!
Today, I had a moment of clarity. I understood why Grandpa and that Church Lady must not be allowed to win this election. He’s too old, and she’s too stupid. Alas, there are a number of people who haven’t grasped … Continue reading
Tasergate? Paging George Orwell!
No one should be surprised that a guilty verdict means nothing to Mrs. P or her supporters. But it’s still disturbing to hear her express pleasure at being cleared of “any legal wrongdoing.” Does she deliberately use the word “legal” … Continue reading
My Friends, Grandpa Made Us Cringe, Didn’t He?
It was almost sad, but you know, it wasn’t! It felt good to see Grandpa wandering around like an arthritic midget, baring his horrible teeth in a mean grimace. He was Danny DeVito to Obama’s Fred Astaire. Who would you … Continue reading
Palin Rears Her Ugly Head Over Australia!
Is anyone surprised that Grandpa’s campaign has finally deployed their secret weapon….Obama’s middle name? Gosh darnit, some prick who introduced Mrs. P to a Nazi rally in Clearwater Florida busted out with “Barack Hussein Obama” to huge applause. The implication … Continue reading
Can’t Mrs. P Just Shut Up?
I know it’s not just me, because I went to a dinner where everyone was shouting across the table about Sarah Palin. I am now feeling resentful toward CBS, which keeps dribbling out more pieces of Katie Couric’s interview with … Continue reading
A Letter From Mrs. Palin !
Last night, I was summoned by George W (described by a talking head on CNN as a ‘high-functioning moron’ in a rare moment of candor) and Grandpa to meet with Sarah Palin in her home-state, Alaska. She had fled there … Continue reading
Am I A Prostitute?
No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie! This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace … Continue reading
Good News About Your Butt!
IT ISN’T BIG ENOUGH! I swear I wasn’t looking for them, but Butt Enhancers have come into my life and I couldn’t feel happier about it. Feel Foxy has the best pictures, but Bubbles has some great items, too. Personally, … Continue reading